Question

求一则英语冷笑话 初中水平 带翻译 词数100词以上不限 谢谢合作 急！

好多不会读的 climbs top Mt. Sinai close enough Lord million penny The Lord replies, 能给个音标吗？ 我不会念

Answer 1

Einstein and God
爱因斯坦与上帝
Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
爱因斯坦登上西奈山与上帝近距离交谈。仰望着上帝，他问道：“神啊，一百万年对于你来说相当于什么呢？”上帝回答：“一分钟。”爱因斯坦问：“一百万元对于你来说又相当于什么呢？”上帝回答：“一分钱。”爱因斯坦问：“能给我一分钱吗？”上帝说：“请等一分钟。”

Answer 2

One day I sleep in the bedroom.

Because can't sleep, so pick up nose.

Dig a lot on the mat

I suddenly saw a friend look at me

Ask me what are those?

I said, It's raisins ,do you eat not to eat?

Ok! Ok! He ran quickly to take.

I don't give him a chance

Hurriedly put all the raisins into my mouth