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好多不会读的 climbs top Mt. Sinai close enough Lord million penny The Lord replies, 能给个音标吗? 我不会念
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Einstein and God
爱因斯坦与上帝
Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
爱因斯坦登上西奈山与上帝近距离交谈。仰望着上帝,他问道:“神啊,一百万年对于你来说相当于什么呢?”上帝回答:“一分钟。”爱因斯坦问:“一百万元对于你来说又相当于什么呢?”上帝回答:“一分钱。”爱因斯坦问:“能给我一分钱吗?”上帝说:“请等一分钟。”
爱因斯坦与上帝
Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
爱因斯坦登上西奈山与上帝近距离交谈。仰望着上帝,他问道:“神啊,一百万年对于你来说相当于什么呢?”上帝回答:“一分钟。”爱因斯坦问:“一百万元对于你来说又相当于什么呢?”上帝回答:“一分钱。”爱因斯坦问:“能给我一分钱吗?”上帝说:“请等一分钟。”
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One day I sleep in the bedroom.
Because can't sleep, so pick up nose.
Dig a lot on the mat
I suddenly saw a friend look at me
Ask me what are those?
I said, It's raisins ,do you eat not to eat?
Ok! Ok! He ran quickly to take.
I don't give him a chance
Hurriedly put all the raisins into my mouth
Because can't sleep, so pick up nose.
Dig a lot on the mat
I suddenly saw a friend look at me
Ask me what are those?
I said, It's raisins ,do you eat not to eat?
Ok! Ok! He ran quickly to take.
I don't give him a chance
Hurriedly put all the raisins into my mouth
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