Question

求一些英语小短文，要演讲用的，最好要有一些笑话的，或者是有哲理的

快快，星期一要用的，但不要太难，高一水平的
谢谢

Answer 1

　　Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening it deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course
　　Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night, it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the days deposits, the loss is yours. There is no going back. There is no drawing against the "tomorrow." You must live in the present on todays deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success! The Clock is running. Make the most of today.
　　To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade. To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask the mother of a premature baby. To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of ONE DAY, ask a daily wage laborer with kids to feed. To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train. To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask the person who just avoided an accident. To realize the value of ONE MILLI-SECOND, ask the person who won a silver Olympic medal. Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time.
　　And remember that time waits for no one. Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift.

Answer 2

父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。
儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问！」
父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱
（注：你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度？）
After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.
Son of disdain for his father, said: "The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!"
Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket
(Note: Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?)

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
（只为成功找方法，不为失败找理由）

Answer 3

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