Question

求英语高手，帮忙翻译，不要用什么软件翻，急用，帮帮忙，加分！！！！！！

报告关老爷：最近有人入侵边境扰乱治安，您可的为我们做主啊，
何方妖孽，领头的是谁
听说是美国来的，还自称是什么BOSS
岂有此理感闯俺边境，不要个命了，走，与我速去看看
在哪呐，
就是他
何方妖孽
hey hao are you i am from another country and this is my first time here in china
听不懂他娘的鸟语 说2句中国话
我是阿尔萨斯，大家管我叫巫妖王 听说你们中国没有真正的游戏英雄，我是来统治你们中国玩家的
哼哼，统治，先过了我这一关再说吧
没想到中国的刀前面可以加这么长一根棍子

Answer 1

On behalf of my company, thank you again generous help report master: recently, someone close border security, you disturb invasion for our family, seek
Where, who is the leader shadows
That is the claim, but also is what老板{boss}
How could you feeling, not a border through my life, walk, and I quickly to see
Where,
He is
Where shadows
嘿好你我来自另一个国家,这是我第一次到中国
Don't understand his mother bird said 2 Chinese
I am Alsace, everybody call me the lich king heard you no real game China hero and I am to rule your Chinese players
Hum, the first rule, I say this again
Hum, the first rule, I say this again The sword that China can be added to the front so long a stick

希望采纳。

Answer 2

Report Off Classic: invasion of the border have recently been disturbing the peace, you can call the shots for us, ah,
Where the evildoer, who led
I heard from the United States, but also what is claimed to BOSS
How could you break I feel the border, not a life, and go fast to see me
Where Na,
Is his
Where the evildoer
hey hao are you i am from another country and this is my first time here in china
The birds did not understand his mother, said two Chinese
I Arthas, everyone called me Lich King heard you Chinese no real game hero I came rule you Chinese players
Hmmm, the ruling, the first hurdle I had to say it
China did not expect such a long knife in front of a stick can be added
朗读显示对应的拉丁字符的拼音

Answer 3

你翻译他做甚，中国人就要说中文，说外语还叫什么纯种中国人。鄙视日语——中国的分流

Answer 4

不懂，你可以请教老外或英语老师