Question

以下文章该怎么翻译？

Mary Twain,the famous American writer,liked to play jokes on other peopele.But once a joke was played on him.
One day Mark Twain was invitide to gibe a talk in a small town.At lunch he met a young man,one of his friends.The young man said that he had an uncle with him.He told Mark Twain thar his uncle never laughed or smilde,and thar nobody and nothing was able to make his uncle smile or laugh.
"You bring your uncle to my talk tonight,"said Mark Twain,"I'm sure I can make him laugh."
That evening the young man and his uncle sat in the front row.Mark Twain began to speak.He told sewenral funny stories,but the old man still kept quiet.MarkTwain told his funniest stories. At last he stoppde.He was tired and quite disappointed.
Some day later,Mary Twian told another friend of his about what had happened.
Hes friend laughed and said,"I know that old man.He's been deaf for years."

Answer 1

Mary Twain,一个著名的美国作家，喜欢和别人开玩笑。但是有一次它被一个戏弄了。
一天他被邀请到一个小镇做演讲。在吃午饭时，他碰见一个年轻人，他的朋友之一。这个朋友告诉他，他有个叔叔。他告诉马克吐温，他的叔叔从来不大笑，或是微笑，没有任何人或事物能使他笑出来。
“你把你的叔叔带来和我说话”，马克吐温说道，“我相信我能使他笑”
那个晚上这个年轻人把他的叔叔带来做在前面。马克吐温开始说话了，他讲了一些有趣的事情，但是这个人仍然保持沉默。马克吐温讲他最有趣的事情。最后他停下来了，感到很累，非常失望。
过几天后，他把这件事告诉了另外个朋友
那个朋友笑了，说道，我知道那个老人，他已经聋了好些年了

Answer 2

慢慢想

Answer 3

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