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I played a racquetball game against my cousin Ed last week.It was one of the most surprising and tiring games I've ever had.When Ed first phoned and suggested we play.I laughed quietly,figuring on an easy victory.After all,Ed's idea of exercise has always been nothing more effort-making than lifting a fork to his mouth. As long as I can remember,Ed's been the least physically fit member in the family,and strangely proud of himself.His big stomach has always ballooned out between his T-shirt and trousers.Although the family often joked about that.Ed refused to buy a larger T-shirt or to lose weight.So when Ed arrived for our game not only with the bottom of his shirt gathered inside his trousers but also with a stomach you could hardly noticed .I was so surprised that I was speechless .My cousin must have made an effort to get himself into shape.

As a result at the point in our game when I'd have predicted(预计）the score to be about 9 to 1 in my favor.It was instead 7 to 9—and Ed was leading .The sudden realization was painful.We continued to play like two mad men.When the score was 16 up,I was having serious doubts about staying alive until 21 years old,let alone scoring that many points.When the game finally ended,both of us were lying flat on our backs,too tired to move .In a way,I think we both won:I the game,but cousin Ed my respect .

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Answer 1

我打了一场反对我的表哥埃德回力球上周这是一种最令人惊讶的与累人的游戏,我曾经有过…艾德首先打电话和建议我们玩吗我大笑,悄悄地,计算在一个简单的胜利毕竟,爱德的运动一直没有更多的effort-making比起重叉到嘴边。只要我能记住,爱德一直最健康的身体在家庭成员,奇怪的自豪他的大胃一直猛增了自己的t恤、长裤之间…虽然家里人经常开玩笑艾德拒绝购买一个较大的t恤或是减肥所以当埃德来参加我们的比赛不仅与底部的衬衣聚集在他的裤子,但也有肚子都没有注意到。我很惊讶,我吓得目瞪口呆,表哥一定努力使自己进入状态。

因此在我们比赛之前,我曾预言(预计)的比分大概是9比1对我有利这是9-and艾德通向7是痛苦,突然意识…我们继续玩就像两个疯子当比分是16上,我有严重怀疑活着直到21岁,更不用说得分那么多分当比赛终于结束,我们俩都躺躺在地上,累得一步也挪不动。在一定程度上,我认为我们都赢了,我赢得了这次比赛,伊德表弟赢得了我的尊重。

Answer 2

我上星期打了短网拍墙球比赛反对我的表兄弟爱德。它是我有的其中一场最惊奇和最令人疲劳的比赛。当爱德首先打了电话并且建议了 我们使用。我笑了平静地，计算在一次容易的胜利。终究，锻炼爱德的想法比举的没什么叉子有总是努力做到他的嘴。 只要我可以记住，爱德的最少完全适合了家庭的成员和奇怪地感到骄傲为他自己。他的大胃总是迅速了增加在他的T恤杉和长裤之间。虽然家庭对此经常耍笑了。爱德拒绝买a 更大 T恤杉或丢失重量。因此，当爱德 到达为我们的比赛不仅与他的衬衣底部会集了在他的长裤里面，而且与您几乎不可能的胃 注意。我是，因此惊奇我是 无语。我的表兄弟一定做了努力让进入形状。
结果在我们的比赛的分，当我会预言(约为预计）the的比分9到1在我的偏爱。它是 反而7对9—and爱德是主导的。突然的认识是痛苦的。我们继续使用象二个疯狂的人。当比分是16，我有对停留的严肃的疑义活直到21岁，更不用说计分许多点。当最后结束的比赛，我们俩在我们的后面平展说谎，也疲倦了 移动。在某一方面，我认为我们俩赢取了：我比赛，但是表兄弟爱德我的尊敬。