Question

能不能帮忙翻译成英语的呢？有急用的啊

父子二人坐公交车。
儿子：爸爸，什么时候到啊？
父亲：停了就到了。
儿子：什么时候停啊？
父亲：到了就停了。
第一天，小白兔去河边钓鱼，什么也没钓到，回家了。
第二天，小白兔又去河边钓鱼，还是什么也没钓到，回家了。
第三天，小白兔刚到河边，一条大鱼从河里跳出来，冲着小白兔大叫：
你他妈的要是再敢用胡箩卜当鱼饵，我就扁死你！
44.某君第一次坐飞机,恐惧,不敢睁眼,15分钟后睁眼,往窗外看,大叫:"哎呀,飞的真高,人都象蚂蚁一样.!"
邻坐道:"那就是蚂蚁,飞机还没起飞."

Answer 1

父子二人坐公交车。
Dad and son are taking a bus.
儿子：爸爸，什么时候到啊？
Son:Dad.When can we get off?
父亲：停了就到了。
Dad:When it stops.
儿子：什么时候停啊？
Son:What time will it stop?
父亲：到了就停了。
Dad:When it arrives.
第一天，小白兔去河边钓鱼，什么也没钓到，回家了。
The first day.Little rabbit goes fishing by the river.It got nothing and goes home.
第二天，小白兔又去河边钓鱼，还是什么也没钓到，回家了。
The second day.Little rabbit goes fishing by the river.It got nothing and goes home
第三天，小白兔刚到河边，一条大鱼从河里跳出来，冲着小白兔大叫：
The third day.While the little rabbit just goes to the river.A big fish jumps up from the river and shouts at little rabbit.
你他妈的要是再敢用胡箩卜当鱼饵，我就扁死你！
I would kick your ass if you put the carrot on the fishhook again.
44.某君第一次坐飞机,恐惧,不敢睁眼,15分钟后睁眼,往窗外看,大叫:"哎呀,飞的真高,人都象蚂蚁一样.!"
A man is very fear to take a plane.15 minutes later,he shouts when he watches out the windows:How high it is.All people seem like ants.
邻坐道:"那就是蚂蚁,飞机还没起飞."
The one sit besides him says.‘Those are ants.The plane haven't taken off yet.

Answer 2

The bus.
Son: dad, what time the train arrives?
Father: stop there.
Son: when did you stop?
Father: to stop.
The first day, the small white rabbit go fishing by the river, what also didn't catch, home.
The next day, the small white rabbit went fishing, or what also didn't catch, home.
On the third day, the small white rabbit just to the river, a big jump out from the river at the little white rabbit, shout:
You fucking if dare again with hu radish, I just flat when the bait.
44. MouJun first flight, fear, not open, 15 minutes and look out of the window, shout: "oh, flying high, people like ants.!"
Adjacent to sit way: "that is the ant, aircraft hasn't off."