Question

求英语翻译！！！！！

我一个人乘出租车，司机问我：你们两个要去哪里？
我坐在车里，车开得飞快，一个老太婆趴在窗外看著我。
昨夜朋友突然来敲我家窗户叫我出去玩正准备开窗说不去，才突然想起自己搬家了，从1楼搬到10楼~那是谁啊？午夜里，由噩梦中惊醒的我，看到哥哥坐在床边，轻轻地问我：“怎么了？”我说：梦见一群抱着自己脑袋的鬼追我！是不是这样的？说着，哥哥把他的头摘下来了。
有4个登山爱好者攀登大雪山，结果遇到雪崩并迷了路。他们又冷又饿，天也快黑了，幸好发现了一个废弃的小屋，于是他们打算在这里过一晚。小屋不大，四四方方，里面空荡荡。这时候天完全黑了，四个人商量了下，为避免睡着了过久因为体温过低而死，四个人各自占据一个角落，第一个人爬到顺时针方向和他相邻的队友身边，叫醒他，然后就原地休息，被叫醒的，去叫下一个人，这样轮换，确保所有人都不会睡过头。第二天天亮了，他们所有人顺利获救。
有个女子半夜回宿舍,为了不吵醒室友就没有开灯摸黑上床了.当她醒来的时候发现房间里面有很多人.原来昨天晚上她的室友被杀害并被分尸.房间里面的墙上写着一排大字:你是不是很庆幸你昨晚没有开灯?

能翻几条翻几条，意思差不多复述出来就行，语法要正确，谢谢

Answer 1

你看陵迟颂看是不是啊旦告：尺郑A taxi driver asked me: are you two going?
I sat in the car and drive fast, an old woman looked at me over the window.
Last night my friend suddenly to knock out my window that is ready to go, just say no window suddenly remind of his move from one floor move to 10 floor ~ who is it? At midnight, the nightmare awakened, I saw my brother in the bedside, gently asked me: "how?" I say: dreamed a group of holding his head ghost chased me! Isn't it? Said, brother put his head off.
Four big snow mountain climbing, the fans meeting avalanche and lost. Cold and hungry, they also getting dark, fortunately, found a cabin, so they had a night to here. Little hut, 44, empty. This day was black, four discussed, in order to avoid asleep too long because of hypothermia, four people die each corner occupied, the first man to climb the clockwise and his teammates, adjacent to wake him up, and then where are the rest, wake up call a person, to ensure that such rotation, all won't oversleep. Next morning, they all successfully rescued.
A woman midnight back dormitory, in order not to wake my roommate is not light a nightlight. When she woke up and there are a lot of people in the room last night. It was her roommate was killed and be dismembered the wall. The room with a row of characters: aren't you glad you didn't lights last night?

Answer 2

翻译

I a person to take a taxi driver asked me: are you two going?
I sat in the car and drive fast, an old woman looked at me over the window.
Last night my friend suddenly to knock out my window that is ready to go, just say no window suddenly remind of his move from one floor move to 10 floor ~ who is it? At midnight, the nightmare awakened, I saw my brother in the bedside, gently asked me: "how?" I say: dreamed a group of holding his head ghost chased me! Isn't it? Said, brother put his head off.
Four big snow mountain climbing, the fans meeting avalanche and lost. Cold and hungry, they also getting dark, fortunately, found a cabin, so they had a night to here. Little hut, 44, empty. This day was black, four discussed, in order to avoid asleep too long because of hypothermia, four people die each corner occupied, the first man to climb the clockwise and his teammates, adjacent to wake him up, and then where are the rest, wake up call a person, to ensure that such rotation, all won't oversleep. Next morning, they all successfully rescued.
A woman midnight back dormitory, in order not to wake my roommate is not light a nightlight. When she woke up and there are a lot of people in the room last night. It was her roommate was killed and be dismembered the wall. The room with a row of characters: aren't you glad you didn't lights last night?

保证对！

Answer 3

I a person to take a taxi driver asked me: are you two going?
I sat in the car and drive fast, an old woman looked at me over the window.
Last night my friend suddenly to knock out my window that is ready to go, just say no window suddenly remind of his move from one floor move to 10 floor ~ who is it? At midnight, the nightmare awakened, I saw my brother in the bedside, gently asked me: "how?" I say: dreamed a group of holding his head ghost chased me! Isn't it? Said, brother put his head off.
Four big snow mountain climbing, the fans meeting avalanche and lost. Cold and hungry, they also getting dark, fortunately, found a cabin, so they had a night to here. Little hut, 44, empty. This day was black, four discussed, in order to avoid asleep too long because of hypothermia, four people die each corner occupied, the first man to climb the clockwise and his teammates, adjacent to wake him up, and then where are the rest, wake up call a person, to ensure that such rotation, all won't oversleep. Next morning, they all successfully rescued.
A woman midnight back dormitory, in order not to wake my roommate is not light a nightlight. When she woke up and there are a lot of people in the room last night. It was her roommate was killed and be dismembered the wall. The room with a row of characters: aren't you glad you didn't lights last night?

Answer 4

Has a female midnight to return to the dormitory, for did not awaken by noise the roommate not to turn on the light groping to go to bed. When she wakes discovered that inside the room has many people. Originally her roommate is killed yesterday evening and is dismembered. Inside on the room wall is writing a row of large brush-written Chinese character: You very much rejoiced that you have not turned on the light last night?