Question

短文汉译英。谢谢

请高手翻译的故事化一点。
（1）Good sight良好的视力
法庭上，律师询问一位证人的视力情况。律师：“你说你离事故现场约有35米，你能看清多远的东西？”证人：“这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，太阳离我们有多远？”…
（2）一天，一个人去马戏团应征，老板问他：“你会什么？”他答道：“我会模仿小鸟。”老板说：“会模仿小鸟的人太多了，对不起我们不打算雇佣你。”这个人说：“那真是太遗憾了。”然后打开窗户飞走了。
谢谢各位高手。

Answer 1

In court, the lawyer asked a witness about his vision."As you said,it's about 35 metres far from the scene of the accident where you stood."The lawyer said,"Then,how far could you see?"
The witness said,"Well,Let's see,When I wake up in the morning,I see the sun,how far away is the sun from us?"

One day,A man went to the circus for a job intervie.The boss asked him,"What can you do?"The man said,"I can imitate birds.""Oh,there are too many people able to imitate birds,"The boss said,"We do not intend to employ you.I'm sorry."The man said,"That's surely a big pity!"And then,he opened the window and flew away.

Answer 2

Court, the lawyer asked a witness of the vision condition lawyer:. "? You say you are about 35 meters away from the scene of the accident, how far can you see things," the witness: "Well, the morning after getting up I saw the sun, the sun far away from us ?"...
(2) One day, a person to apply for the circus, the boss asked him: "What can you do?" He replied: "I will imitate the birds." Boss said: "Too many people would imitate the bird, and I'm sorry we not going to hire you, "the man said:." That was too bad, "and then opened the window and flew away. .
Thank you master.