【简短的经典英文笑话带翻译】英文笑话带翻译简短

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  笑话不仅是我们生活中不可缺少的,而且也是我们工作学习之余缓解压力、舒缓情绪的重要渠道。我精心收集了简短的经典英文笑话带翻译,供大家欣赏学习!

  简短的经典英文笑话带翻译篇1
  "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

  "Yours?Can you prove it?"

  "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

  "请原谅,你占了我的位置."

  "你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"

  "能,我在位置上放桥扰了杯冰激凌."
  简短的经典英文笑话带翻译篇2
  Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

  杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."
  简短的经典英文笑话带翻译篇敏轿旦3
  Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost

  my precious little dog!

  布朗夫人:哦,亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

  Mrs. Smith: But you must put an

  advertisement in the papers!

  史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!

  Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

  布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”
  简短的经典英文笑话带翻译篇4
  Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

  Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.

  妻子:你看这张报纸,据统帆毁计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.

  丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.
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