Question

跪求这个冷笑话的英文翻译

有三个人，在一起比试枪法，由一个黑人顶着某样东西做为靶子。

第一个人在黑人的头上放了一个苹果，然后在距离10米远的位置，抬手一枪就将苹果打碎了，他吹了一下枪口说：I'm 佐罗！

第二个人在黑人的头上放了一个樱桃，然后在距离50米远的地方，抬手一枪就把樱桃打碎了，他吹了一下枪口说：I'm007

第三个人在黑人的头上放了一粒芝麻，然后在距离100米远的地方，抬手一枪就把那个黑人的头打碎了，他也吹了一下枪口说：I'm sorry……

Answer 1

Three people together, compare-test marksmanship, by a black cap with something as a target.

The first man in black head, then puts an apple in the distance to ten meters position and raised my hand against a gun will apples, he broke the muzzle said: I 'm zoro!

In the second head put a black cherry, then at a distance of fifty metres, raised my hand against the cherry a gun, he blew a muzzle said: I 'm007

The third person in the black head and put a grain of sesame, and then in the distance of 100 meters away from the gun and raised my hand against the black head is broken, he blew a muzzle said: I 'm sorry...