Question

帮忙翻译自创剧本

翻译不必完全一样,大致意思相近即可,可适当修改,括号内可不翻译.悬赏不是问题,不够再说.
现代版邹忌
旁白:超越时空,邹忌来到现代,凭借着出色的口才,混得还不错,但死性不改,依然是那么自恋
邹忌:大家好,我叫邹忌.英文名:jogy,哥风度翩翩,迷倒万千女子.(一美女走来)hi,美女,你贵姓啊?
美女:你来这招,老套了
邹忌:难道我不帅吗?前年我还进入"中国十大帅哥榜"呢
美女:哦,你就是那个鸡立鹤群的邹忌啊,却,专走后门(扬长而去)
旁白:邹忌轻视一下,前面走来老朋友小莉
邹忌:哈喽,小莉,去哪啊
小莉:去看刘德华的演唱会,我等这天好久了
邹忌:等等,问你个问题,我帅还是刘德华帅?
小莉:怎么可能?
邹忌:我比他帅吧?
小莉:你怎能和他相提并论呢?刘德华是最帅的,走开!
旁白:邹忌摇了一下头
(这是电话响起)
客人:喂,邹总吗?我是陈总,请您帮个忙,就是我老婆的工作问题,主任是位置给她吧,我会感谢你的
邹忌:工作不是问题,我问你,我帅,还是刘德华帅?
客人:当然是你了,刘德华哪能和你比,哈哈
邹忌:行,我会考虑的
旁白:这时大屏幕上出现刘德华演唱影像一曲<笨小孩>唱起来,邹忌吃惊了
邹忌:刘德华不愧是为四大天王.我比不上他
旁白:于是,邹忌拿起手机拨通老板的电话
邹忌:喂,老板,今天我看见两个美女,就问,我帅吗,她们都否定了,但陈总有求于我就怕马屁说我帅,我明白了:人不能被谗言蒙蔽了
老板:中肯,人就要懂得做人,我要广听员工建议,员工不能给我送礼,送者开除!
谢幕!

Answer 1

Narrator: beyond time and space, zou modern, with excellent to avoid eloquent, mix well, but deadly not changed, is still so narcissistic
Zou ji4: hello, my name is zhou jealous. (English name: jogy, elder brother very personable, fan pour myriad woman. (a beauty, beauty, walking) hi is your surname?
Belle: you come to this recruit, outdated
Zou ji4: could I not handsome? The year before I enter "China top 10 list" handsome boy
Belle: oh, you are the chicken made further riverbank zou avoid ah, but the, specially designed to enter through the back door (and flicking)
Narrator: once, zou avoid despise walking in front of old small li
Zou ji4: admire, small li, going now
Small li: go to see Andy lau's concert, waiting for the day for a long time
Zou ji4: wait, ask you a question, I am handsome or Andy lau handsome?
Small li: how is that possible?
Zou ji4: I than his handsome?
Small li: how can you compare with him? Andy lau is the most handsome, get away!
Narrator: avoid shook his head zou
(this is the phone rings)
Guest: hello, zou total? I am Chen total, please you do me a favor, is my wife work issues, director is position to her right, I will thank you
Zou ji4: work is not a problem, I ask you, I be handsome, or Andy lau handsome?
Guest: of course is that you, Andy lau which ability and you than, ha ha
Zou ji4: ok, I'll think about it
Narrator: then big screen lau sang a song of < stupid kid image > sang, zou avoid surprised
Zou ji4: Andy lau not the kui is for four major Kings. I can't match him
Narrator: and so, zou avoid pick up the phone. The telephone helpline boss
Zou ji4: hey, boss, today I saw two beauty, just ask, I am handsome? And they all denied, but Chen total flare-up I was afraid apple-polishing say me handsome, I understand that people cannot be slanderers hoodwinked
Boss: the point, people will know the person, I will listen to advice, wide employees employees can't give me gifts, SongZhe fired!

Answer 2

Modern version zou avoid
Narrator: beyond time and space, zou modern, with excellent to avoid eloquent, mix well, but deadly not changed, is still so narcissistic
Zou ji4: hello, my name is zhou jealous. (English name: jogy, elder brother very personable, fan pour myriad woman. (a beauty, beauty, walking) hi is your surname?
Belle: you come to this recruit, outdated
Zou ji4: could I not handsome? The year before I enter "China top 10 list" handsome boy
Belle: oh, you are the chicken made further riverbank zou avoid ah, but the, specially designed to enter through the back door (and flicking)
Narrator: once, zou avoid despise walking in front of old small li
Zou ji4: admire, small li, going now
Small li: go to see Andy lau's concert, waiting for the day for a long time
Zou ji4: wait, ask you a question, I am handsome or Andy lau handsome?
Small li: how is that possible?
Zou ji4: I than his handsome?
Small li: how can you compare with him? Andy lau is the most handsome, get away!
Narrator: avoid shook his head zou
(this is the phone rings)
Guest: hello, zou total? I am Chen total, please you do me a favor, is my wife work issues, director is position to her right, I will thank you
Zou ji4: work is not a problem, I ask you, I be handsome, or Andy lau handsome?
Guest: of course is that you, Andy lau which ability and you than, ha ha
Zou ji4: ok, I'll think about it
Narrator: then big screen lau sang a song of < stupid kid image > sang, zou avoid surprised
Zou ji4: Andy lau not the kui is for four major Kings. I can't match him
Narrator: and so, zou avoid pick up the phone. The telephone helpline boss
Zou ji4: hey, boss, today I saw two beauty, just ask, I am handsome? And they all denied, but Chen total flare-up I was afraid apple-polishing say me handsome, I understand that people cannot be slanderers hoodwinked
Boss: the point, people will know the person, I will listen to advice, wide employees employees can't give me gifts, SongZhe fired!
Curtain call!