Question

求大神翻译一下这一段

I was such a person, who is good to me, I who is good. As long as you take me seriously, your business is my business. You to do the thing I can't understand, you poor thing. Friends have a genuine and sincere desire to pay, you will not play mind. - I to you three good change not to come to you a feeling, that I make what you do. You also told me the whole thing that set of false display of affection, with less I pull no shadow, who is good to me, I know. - when I am not happy, who will comfort me, make me laugh? In my most frustrated, who accompanied me every day if I have an accident, is you, friend? - take me seriously, have not you speak, I'm sure in place. - play with me eye drops, something I want to help you is that I am good, I can't help you have been with me BB. Less fastidious about me behind me, close your mouth that time, I did not so much story to let you tell. - Tastes differ all tastes., I do not let all the people like me, after all, not all people are people. I can't force you and I have to pay, not pay quickly away from me. - I'm not a social person, also can not pay you hard stubble that society. Friends, to find their own position, accordingly. [two] the most terrible thing is she obviously hates you will pack with you very good. The most terrible thing is she tell you very well but in front of the others speak ill of you. The most terrible is increasingly see the night people you think not to say with her without words but she does many things to keep

Answer 1

我是这样一个人，谁对我好，我谁好。只要你认真对待我，你的事就是我的事。你做我不懂的事，你这可怜的家伙。朋友有真心而真诚的付出欲望，你不会玩心。我对你三好的改变不来给你一种感觉，那就是我做你做的事。你还告诉我整件事那套虚伪的感情，用少了我就没有影子，谁对我好，我知道。当我不快乐的时候，谁来安慰我，让我欢笑？在我最失意的时候，谁天天陪着我，如果我出事了，是你，朋友？-严肃地对待我，你没有说话，我肯定在。-和我玩眼药水，我想帮助你的是我很好，我不能帮助你一直和我在一起。在我身后不那么挑剔，闭上你的嘴，我没有那么多的故事让你告诉我。口味各不相同，我不让所有的人都喜欢我，毕竟不是所有的人都是人。我不能强迫你，我必须付出，而不是从我身边迅速的付出。-我不是社会人，也不能给你辛苦的茬那社会。朋友，要找到自己的位置，相应地。最可怕的是，她显然讨厌你和你一起收拾东西。最可怕的是她告诉你很好，但在别人面前说你坏话。最可怕的是越来越多的人看到晚上你不想和她说的话，但她做了很多事情，以保持

Answer 2

翻译如下:
我是这样一个人,谁对我好,我很好。只要你认真对待我,你的生意是我的业务。你做的事情我无法理解,你可怜的东西。朋友有一个真正的和真诚的愿望,你不会玩。-我对你三个好改变不来你一种感觉,我让你做什么。你还告诉我整件事错误的行为,我把没有影子,谁对我好,我知道。——当我不开心时,他会安慰我,逗我笑?在我最沮丧,每天陪着我如果我有意外,是你的朋友吗?——认真对待我,没有你说话,我肯定到位。——和我玩眼药水,我想帮助你,我很好,我不能帮你一直跟我BB。对我那么挑剔的身后,闭上你的嘴,我没那么多故事让你讲述。——品味不同的口味。,我不让所有人都喜欢我,毕竟不是所有人都是人。我不能强迫你和我必须支付,没有支付快速从我身边带走。-我不是一个社会的人,也不可以给你艰难的碎秸社会。朋友,找到自己的位置,因此。[2]最可怕的事情是她很讨厌你会包很好。最可怕的是她跟你很好但在别人面前说你的坏话。最可怕的是越来越多的看到人你认为不是说她没有单词但是她做很多事情

Answer 3

这个人的英文写的也太不规范，或者说是不是个英文文盲了吧？对一个文盲写的东西有翻译的价值吗？
例如：I who is good. You to do the thing I can't understand, you poor thing. 等等。这种写法也太。。。。。

Answer 4

这么长值500分