英语脑筋急转弯搞笑版
脑筋急转弯一般都挺搞笑的，以下的英语脑筋急转弯搞笑版范文，可以作为参考哦。
英语脑筋急转弯搞笑版范文【1】
Questions:
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱?
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴?
3. Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
4. Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了?
5. Why don't women get bald as soon as men?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头?
6. What can pierce one's ears without a hole?什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔?
7. What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
8. Why does time fly?时间为何飞逝?
9. Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴?
Keys:
1. They make a little food go a long way.因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。
2. They don't want to be hot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。
3. He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
4. The cold war is over.冷战结束了。
5. Because women wear hair longer.因为女人头发留得长。
6. Noise.噪音。
7. Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。
9. At a retail store.在零售商店。
英语脑筋急转弯搞笑范文【2】
1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破?)
Silence. (沉默)
2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗?)
No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。)
3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降?)
Your age. (你的年龄)
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下?)
He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)
5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?)
Because someone will give her away. (因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)
6. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物?)
It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么?)
The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)
8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么?)
A whole world. (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)
9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的.男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作?)
They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)
10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物?)
Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)
11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么?)
Because is a pigbot. (那是潜水艇。pigbot，潜水艇)
14. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么?)
The river bank。(河岸。)
15. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月?)
March。(行军。)
英语脑筋急转弯搞笑版【3】
1.What stays hot even if put in a fridge?(什么东西就是放在冰箱里也是热的?)回答是：Pepper(辣椒)。(hot 有两个意思：热的;辣的。)
2.Which side is the left side of a pie?(哪边是馅饼的左边)?
回答是： The side that is not eaten，yet.(还没有吃的那一边)。(the left side of a pie 有两层意思：饼的左边;饼剩下没吃的那一边。)
3.Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad?爸爸和妈妈谁和你更亲?
Keys：Mom is closer， because dad is farther.妈妈更亲，因为爸爸更远。
4..Can you go to the Cinema With your watch broken?你手表坏了，可以去看电影吗?
Keys：Of course not，for I don’t have the time.当然不行，因为我没有时间。(I don’t have the time 有两种理解：①我没有时间;②我没戴表或我的表坏了，不知道时间。)
5.Why is the comet like Micky Mouse?为什么说彗星像米老鼠?
Keys：It’s a star with a tail.因为它是带着一根尾巴的星星。(tail/teil/ n.(动物的)尾巴;彗(星)尾)
6.What’s the largest room in the world?世界上最大的房间是什么房间?
Keys：The room for improvement... 改进的空间。
7.What’s the poorest bank in the world?最没有钱的银行是什么银行?
Keys：The river bank... 河堤。(bank n.银行;堤岸)
8.When is coffee like the surface of the earth?咖啡什么时候像地球表面?
Keys：When it’s ground... 被碾成粉末时。(ground n.地面，它也是grind/grind/v.磨
碎，碾碎的过去分词形式。)
9.What month do soldiers hate?当兵的不喜欢几月份?
Keys：March... 三月。(march n.行军)
10.When is a person not a person?什么时候人不是人?
Keys：When he is a little cross... 当他有点恼怒时。(cross adj.烦恼，恼火; n.十字架)
11.When is a door not a door?什么时候门不是门?
Keys：When it’s ajar... 当它虚掩时。(ajar/+'DNα：/adj.(门)虚掩着，露了一条缝的
音似ajar(一只壶)。)
12.When are boys not boys?什么时候男孩不是男孩?
Keys：When they’re bare-footed... 当他们赤脚时。(bare-footed 赤脚，音似bear-footed，脚和熊一样。)
13.When is a clock dangerous?什么时候时钟是危险的?
Keys：When it runs down the stairs and strikes one... 当它滚下楼梯敲响一点钟时。(strikes one 另一层意思是：击中一个人)
