祝美女生日的幽默句子有哪些?
1、年龄是上天送给我的不劳而获的东西,我又老了一岁。
Age is what God gave me for nothing, and I've added another year.
2、光荣向大龄剩女又近了一步。
It's a glorious step closer to the old leftover girl.
3、请不要告诉我又老了一岁,请告诉我,我和昨天一样漂亮。
Please don't tell me my age has been increased by one year. Please tell me that I am as beautiful as yesterday.
4、需要长大的时候,别做个孩子。
Don't be a child when you need to grow up.
5、泡面加鸡蛋,烦恼都滚蛋。
Add eggs to noodles, and all troubles will be gone.
6、所谓二十岁,不过是心里住了两个十岁的小朋友。
The so-called 20-year-old is just two 10-year-old children living in my heart.