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谁能帮我翻译吗，万分感谢！寄给英国人的【帮朋友】

詹姆斯先生，你好！
当我从你迟到的来信里，看到你热情、大胆、直率和幽默，我对你的来信表示感谢！并以一个有着5000年历史的东方大国传统女姓的身份，表示欢迎你，不管你是来经商、观光、旅游（亚运会快要召开了并在我的老家广东）或者是来看你想要看的朋友（那就是我）你会得到意想不到的收获！
你的情况我看到了，我们俩国中西文化不同，有的事情可以理解，过去的事情，就要他过去，我们要以新的面貌迎接新的生活。
你想要的漂亮美女，也可能偏离你的要求，但，我用一句中国的古话“情人眼里出西施，西施是中国古代美女，”我的意思是说，只要喜欢，就是最美的，你说呢？
性感，东方和西方文化不同，我们东方是含蓄的而不是外露的，不过，我也是女人懂得什么是爱的，相信我！
因为你的来信，我今天下午专门去书店买了英文教材书，为了是尽早的和你增强语言交流的机会和能力，你应该谢谢我的诚意呀？
你要是真的能来，我可以说，我的国家，我的家人，都会欢迎你，相信我的话，

Answer 1

Mr. James, hello!
When I was late in the letter from you, see you, enthusiastic, bold, directness and humor, I thank you for your letter! And with a history of 5000 years Oriental nation traditional female surname's identity, welcome you, no matter you are to do business, sightseeing, tourism (Asian games was held in my hometown guangdong) or to see you want to see friends (that is, I) you'll get unexpected harvest!
Your circumstance I saw, we two countries between Chinese and western culture is different, some things can understand, past events, will he in the past, we should adopt the new appearance welcome new life.
You want beautiful beauty, also may wander from your requirements, but, I use a Chinese saying "the eye of the beholder, xi shi is ancient Chinese beauty," I mean, just like it, is the most beautiful, you say?
Sexy, Oriental and western cultural differences, we east is implicit and not exposed, however, I also women know what is love, believe me!
Because of your letter, I am this afternoon specialized go to the bookstore buy English textbooks, in order to be as soon as possible, and build up your language exchange opportunities and ability, you should thank my sincerity?
If you really can come, I can say that my country, my family, will welcome you, believe me！I hope you are happy!加分哦楼主

Answer 2

Mr. James, hello!
When I was late in the letter from you, see you, enthusiastic, bold, directness and humor, I thank you for your letter! And with a history of 5000 years Oriental nation traditional female surname's identity, welcome you, no matter you are to do business, sightseeing, tourism (Asian games was held in my hometown guangdong) or to see you want to see friends (that is, I) you'll get unexpected harvest!
Your circumstance I saw, we two countries between Chinese and western culture is different, some things can understand, past events, will he in the past, we should adopt the new appearance welcome new life.
You want beautiful beauty, also may wander from your requirements, but, I use a Chinese saying "the eye of the beholder, xi shi is ancient Chinese beauty," I mean, just like it, is the most beautiful, you say?
Sexy, Oriental and western cultural differences, we east is implicit and not exposed, however, I also women know what is love, believe me!
Because of your letter, I am this afternoon specialized go to the bookstore buy English textbooks, in order to be as soon as possible, and build up your language exchange opportunities and ability, you should thank my sincerity?
If you really can come, I can say that my country, my family, will welcome you, believe me,(我不知道有些语法对不对，好长时间没写这么多了)

Answer 3

Mr. James, hello!
When I was late in the letter from you, see you, enthusiastic, bold, directness and humor, I thank you for your letter! And with a history of 5000 years Oriental nation traditional female surname's identity, welcome you, no matter you are to do business, sightseeing, tourism (Asian games was held in my hometown guangdong) or to see you want to see friends (that is, I) you'll get unexpected harvest!
Your circumstance I saw, we two countries between Chinese and western culture is different, some things can understand, past events, will he in the past, we should adopt the new appearance welcome new life.
You want beautiful beauty, also may wander from your requirements, but, I use a Chinese saying

Answer 4

这样的表达方式貌似老外看很累，望LZ简单明了可能效果会更好

Answer 5

我表示路过看看，不符合哥的翻译风格- -