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A couple had two little boys ,aged 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.They were always getting into troulbe and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town ,their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining chilchen ,so she asked if he would speak with her boys .The clergyman agreed , but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first in the morning , with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoom ,The clergyman ,a huge man with a booming voice ,sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,' where is God? ' The boy'mouth dropped open , but he made no response , sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide -eyed. So the clergman repeated the question in an even sterner tone ,.'where is God?' Again the boy made no attempt to answer .So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed , 'where is God?' The boy screamed and bolted from the room ,ran directly home and dove into his closet ,slamming the door behind him . When his older brother found him in the closet ,he asked,' what happened?' The younger brother,gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG tuouble this time ,dude.God is missing ---- and they think WE did it .

Answer 1

一对夫妇有两个小男孩8岁和10岁,是过度调皮他们总是进入troulbe和他们的父母知道,如果有恶作剧发生在自己的城市,他们的儿子可能是参与。男孩的母亲听说一个牧师在城里管教chilchen取得过成功,所以她问他是否想找她的男孩,牧师同意了,但要看的效用。所以,他的妈妈送给她8岁大的第一个早晨,与年龄大一点的男孩看到牧师在afternoom,牧师,一个巨大的男子与浑厚的嗓音,坐小儿子下来,问他严厉的上帝在哪里?“男孩'mouth张开了,但他没有反应,坐在那里与他的口挂开放、宽-eyed。所以clergman问题重复了几次,在平坦的更为严厉的口气,。“上帝在哪里?”男孩又回答没有打算要回答,所以牧师高声说更,然后摇了摇他的手指在那个男孩的脸和大吼道:“上帝在哪里?”这个男孩尖叫着闪电般地窜出房间,跑直接回家,秘密跳入,砰的一声关身后的门。当他的哥哥发现他在壁橱里,他问道:““出了什么事?”弟弟吃紧,说:“我们在大tuouble这一次,伙计神是失踪的——他们认为这是我们做的。