Question

LOL河流之王嘲讽台词，还有比他更多的么

Answer 1

对剑魔：

"Brother, you're as cultured as a crematorium selling barbecue."

大兄弟，你的素质就像在火葬场摆摊卖烧烤的。

对阿狸：

"You're as modest as a freshly paid courtesan."

你优雅得和刚拿了钱的小姐一样。

对阿卡丽：

"Hiding in smoke? Young lady, you're as sharp as a bag of slugs."

想躲在烟雾里大杀四方？亲爱的姑娘，你的犀利程度也就和一袋鼻涕虫差不多。

对阿利斯塔：

"Any pejorative of bullheadedness is pulverised by your magnificence."

那些说“某某蠢如牛”的人肯定没见识过您这么登峰造极的存在。

对阿木木：

"I say, you're as 'fun' as a leaky roof."

我说啊，你简直跟漏雨的屋顶一样无趣。

对艾尼维亚：

"I suppose I must defrost you first."

我吃你前大概得解冻一下。

对安妮：

"Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence."

萌萌哒小可爱只不过是熊孩子的另一种叫法而已。

对艾希：

"Girl, you got as much 'foresight' as a blindfolded mole."

姑娘，您的“远见”和无头苍蝇的视力不相上下。

对阿兹尔：

"An emperor as humble as he is beloved."

瞧这个爱装逼又没人爱的皇帝。

"Son, your empire was built on sand."

孩子，你那个帝国不过是建在流沙上。

"You're the emperor - of mashed potatoes and gravy."

你确实是个皇帝，不过也就统治统治浓汤土豆泥了。

对布里茨：

"If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?"

如果你有个金子做的心，钢做的躯体，为啥脑子就省了料只能用白铁了呢？