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Phoebe: Hi All: Hey! Hi! Rachel: How was the honeymoon? Phoebe; Oh
incredible! Oh! Champagne
candle-lit dinners
moonlight walks on the beach
it was sooo ro-man-tic! Rachel: Oh! Chandler: So
where's Mike? Phoebe: Oh
he's at the doctor
he didn't poop the whole time we were there! Joey: Well anyway
I'm glad you're back
I really need your help. Phoebe: Oh
why? What's up? Joey: I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Which
according to my résumé
I'm fluent in. Ross: Joey
you shouldn't lie on your résumé. Monica: Yeah
you really shouldn't. (to Ross
sarcastically) By the way
how was that year-long dig in Cairo? Ross: (whispering) It was ok... Rachel: I did not know you spoke French. Phoebe: Oui
bien sur je parle Français! Qu'est-ce que tu penses alors? Rachel: Oh... you're so sexy! Joey: Well
so
will you help me? I really wanna be in this play. Phoebe: Sure! Tout le plaisir est pour moi
mon ami. Rachel: Seriously stop it
or I'm gonna jump on ya. Chandler: Hey. Monica: Hey. Chandler: Why are you wearing my apron? Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh
by the way
we have to leave for the airport soon
her plane es in about an hour. Chandler: Oh
hey
when she gets here
is it ok if I introduce you o as "my wife" and "the woman who's carrying my child"? (she's not amused) No? Divorce? Ross: (he enters) Hey. Monica: Hey. Ross: You guys know where Rachel is? Monica: No
we haven't seen her since this morning. Ross: So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand) Monica: Hey! Ross: Hey! Monica: These are for Erica! Ross: What? She's gonna eat all those cookies? Monica: Well
I want he baby to e out all cute and fat! Ross: So
why is Erica ing to visit? Monica: Well
because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know
Statue of Liberty
Empire State Building... Chandler: Oh
those places! There's always so many people
their being corralled like cattle
and... you know
there's always some idiot who goes "Mooooo"! Monica: Well
if it annoys you so much
then why do you do it? Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh
hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late! Rachel: Ross... Ross: No
no
no
I'm sure you have a great excuse
wh-was it a hair appointment
a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barney's? Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s. Ross: Oh my God. Monica: Honey. Chandler: I'm so sorry... Ross: Is-is he ok? Rachel: Yeah
they said he's gonna be fine
but he's still heavily sedated. Ross: Ok
ok. I'm gonna e out to Long Island with you
I mean
you can't be alone right now. Rachel: No
e on
I'm totally ok. (hugging him) I don't need you to e! I can totally handle this on my own. Ross: Still-still
let me e... for me. Rachel: Ok. If you really need to. Ross: I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies. Rachel: Oh
I really could. Ross: Oh! Rachel: Ohh... (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes o cookies and she looks at him angrily)