Question

这段话的翻译

　旁legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foes
　　群：牛I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist
　　熊the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . legend then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk let's fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
　　my eyes ...
　　he's too awesome
　　and attractive ... good morning master!
　　panda , panda , wake up , heheheh ... he's quit what do we do now , master ? with the panda gone , who will be the dragon warrior ?
　　all we can do is use more training and trust in time the true dragon warrior would be revealed ..
　　what are you doing here
　　hah~~hi , good morning master , I thought I warm up a little
　　you're stuck
　　stuck ? no ... what , stu ~~hehe .. nah, this is what I'm gonna ... yeh ...I 'm stuck
　　help him
　　oh dear .. and maybe on three , one two,
　　three熊 ha~~thank you
　　don't metion it
　　熊no really I appriciate ..
　　ever..
　　hmmm .. you actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night ? it takes years to develope one's flexibility , and years longer to apply it in combat ..
　　ohhh~~
　　put that down ! the only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones
　　yeh~~hahahah~~ excellent!
　　let's get started　　are you ready
　　I was born ready ~~ahh ~~ oh
　　I'm sorry brother ~I thought you said you were ready
　　hat was awesome ! let's go again !Last evening..
　　hmmm..I 've been taking it easy on you panda , but no more , your next opponent will be me
　　alright ~~ yeh~~~~~ let's go
　　step forth .... two pathes to victory is to find your opponent's weakness , and make him suffered for it
　　ohhh ~~ yeh
　　to take his strength , and use it against him , untill he finally bows or quits
　　but a real warrior never quits , don't worry master , I will never quit ! ah~~~oh~~~~~~　　if he's smart, he won't come back up those steps
　　but he will
　　he's not gonna quit, is he?
　　he's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that. heheheh ...Thank you !
　　
　　
　　

　　
　

Answer 1

采纳下，谢谢了。。

旁传说讲述了一个传奇的武士，他的功夫技能是一个传奇。他浪迹江湖寻找敌人
牛群：我看你喜欢吃，也许你应该尝尝我的拳头
熊勇士没有说他的嘴是满的。传说他吞下，然后他说：说够了我们战斗。他事实上，他的敌人会去盲目过度暴露于纯awesomeness如此致命的！
我的眼睛…
他太可怕了
和有吸引力的…早上好大师！
熊猫，熊猫，醒来，呵呵呵…他离开我们现在怎么办，主人？这对熊猫走了，谁会成为“龙战士？
我们唯一能做的就是用更多的培训和时间真正的龙之武士会显示..相信
你在这里做什么
哈~ ~嗨，早上好大师，我以为我一点热身
你被卡住了
卡住了？没有…什么，斯图~ ~呵呵..哦，这是我要…你……我卡住了
帮助他
哦，亲爱的。也许在三，一二，
三熊哈~ ~谢谢你
不要把它
熊我真的没有欣赏的。
的人。
嗯..你真以为你能在一夜之间学会大劈叉？它需要多年的发展一年时间的灵活性，并将它应用在作战。
哦~ ~
把它放下！在这里我们收集的纪念品只有伤筋断骨
你~ ~哈哈哈~ ~优良！
让我们开始准备好了吗
我出世准备~ ~啊~ ~哦
对不起，兄弟~我以为你说你准备好了
帽子是可怕的！让我们开始吧！昨天晚上..
嗯。我一直对你手下留情，但没有更多的，你的下一个对手是我
好吧~ ~叶~~~~~吧
步骤四：…两个途径是胜利找到对手的弱点，并让他尝到苦头
哦~ ~叶
以他的力量，对付他，除非他最后弓或退出
但是，真正的武士决不会退却，别担心师父，我永远不会放弃！啊~ ~ ~哦~~~~~~如果他聪明，他不会回来的
但他会
他不会放弃的，是吗？
他不会放弃弹跳，我会告诉你。嘿嘿嘿，……谢谢你！