Question

求一个英文笑话要带翻译😃

Answer 1

put your feet in
　　The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary !" called the teacher sharply. "Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil , "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
　　把脚放进去
　　一个女学生坐在座位上，嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖，脚却伸到课桌间的走道里，被老师发现了。“玛丽!”老师严厉地叫她。“什么事，老师?”这女学生问。“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把脚放进去。”

追问

这个有了😂

追答

哦，我找找

A:Mum，I'm hungry.
B:Hi，hungry. I'm Mum.
A:Mum，I'm serious.
B:No，you're hungry.
A:You're joking.
B:No，I'm mum.（以前看到的，纯手打，挺有意思）

追问

有翻译吗QAQ

追答

A:妈妈，我饿了。
B:你好，饿了。我是妈妈。
A:妈妈，我认真的。
B:不，你是饿了。
A:你是开玩笑吗？
B:不，我是妈妈。

看英文最好玩，翻译过来就没有那么有趣了，不过也还行了。

Answer 2

Not Too Bad
“Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show ?”
“No ,but I am encouraged ,”he replied .“Somebody stole one .”

不算太坏
“你的画在美术展上有卖出去的吗？”
“没有，但我还是收到了鼓励，”他回答说，“有人偷走了一幅。”

Answer 3

All of us have read thrilling stories in which the hero had only a limited and specified time