Question

帮忙翻译几句英文！谢谢

I wanted to fit in so badly with some group.
I sucked at just about all of them.
Fights sometimes ensued between captains about who would have the misfortune of ending up with me on their team.
I was the guy who had a full-scale neurotic episode if you threw the ball to him.

Answer 1

我迫切渴望能融入团队里面。
我希望了解通透他们的一切。
有时候那两个队长会争论关于他们队里边谁那么倒霉最后要跟我一起。
要是你传球给我的话，我霎时就会全身神经绷紧，犹如一个神经机能病患者一样。

（最后一句我不晓得翻得正确不，不好意思了）

Answer 2

我迫切希望能融入某个团队里面。
吸取他们所有的一切（知识）。
有时候当两个团队之间发生争斗时，那么倒霉的团长定是我所在的团队首领。
我，就是一个遇到事就会神经紧张的人。