Question

求求各位高人帮帮忙啦！！！帮帮忙翻译啦！！！要就是那个意思的！！！急 啊！！！ 今晚要啦！~！！

小白兔de故事 （逗女孩子开心专用笑话）
小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，问：“老板，你们有没有一百个小面包啊？”
老板：“啊，真抱歉，没有那么多”
“这样啊。。。”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。
第二天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板，有没有一百个小面包啊？”
老板：“对不起，还是没有啊”
“这样啊。。。”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。
第三天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板，有没有一百个小面包 啊？”
老板高兴的说：“有了，有了，今天我们有一百个小面包了！！”
小白兔掏出钱：“太好了，我买两个！”

帮帮忙啊！！！！！！！！！！！！！
不要用软件翻译啊. . 正确的话我就不用在这里求助了

Answer 1

手工翻译
The Story of a Little White Rabbit.(exclusive to amusing girls)
The Little White Rabbit scampered about and reached a bakery. "Hi, shopkeeper! got 100 buns?" said him.
The boss answered: " oh! I'm terribly sorry. it's beyond my storage!"
"So it is....." Depressed, The Little White Rabbit left.
The next day, again The Little White Rabbit scampered about to the bakery. "Hi, shopkeeper! got 100 buns?" said him.
"Sorry, I still don't prepare such an amount of....." The Shopkeeper replied.
"So it is.....". The Little White Rabbit left with low spirit as the last day.
The third day, The Little White Rabbit jumped and bounced to the bakery the thrid time. "Hi, shopkeeper! got 100 buns?" said him.
The shopkeeper answered happily, "Yes, yes, I have prepared 100 buns specifically for you today!"
The Little White Rabbit took out his money and said :"Wonderful! Get me two of them！"

Answer 2

The small white rabbit story (funny girl happy special joke)
The small white rabbit leap to jump bread building and ask: "boss, do you have 100 small bread?"
Boss: "oh, I'm sorry, there are not so many"
"So..." The small white rabbit out of spirits walked.
The next day, the small white rabbit leap to jump bread building, "boss, have 100 small bread?"
Boss: "sorry, still not."
"So..." Small white rabbit again depressed walked.
The third day, the small white rabbit leap to jump bread building, "boss, have 100 small bread?"
The boss happily say: "had, had, today we have 100 small bread!!"
The small white rabbit take out money: "too good, I buy two!"

Answer 3

The small white rabbit coque story
The small white rabbit leap to jump bread building and ask: "boss, do you have 100 small bread?"
Boss: "oh, I'm sorry, there are not so many"
"So..." The small white rabbit out of spirits walked.
The next day, the small white rabbit leap to jump bread building, "boss, have 100 small bread?"
Boss: "sorry, or not?"
"So..." Small white rabbit again depressed walked.
The third day, the small white rabbit leap to jump bread building, "boss, have 100 small bread?"
The boss happily say: "had, had, today we have 100 small bread!!"
The small white rabbit take out money: "too good, I buy 2!"

Answer 4

The small white rabbit coque story (tease girl happy special joke)
The small white rabbit leap to jump bread building and ask: "boss, do you have 100 small bread?"
Boss: "oh, I'm sorry, there are not so many"
"So..." The small white rabbit out of spirits walked.
The next day, the small white rabbit leap to jump bread building, "boss, have 100 small bread?"
Boss: "sorry, or not?"
"So..." Small white rabbit again depressed walked.
The third day, the small white rabbit leap to jump bread building, "boss, have 100 small bread?"
The boss happily say: "had, had, today we have 100 small bread!!"
The small white rabbit take out money: "too good, I buy 2!"