Question

翻译快快快快

Son small army suddenly like to play jigsaw puzzles, and fight well and quickly. This let the army is to have a sense of achievement, often in front of colleagues praised his son clever.
This day, the army with a woman to go home, the small army said: "good son, this is my father's colleague Liu Ayi, hurry to call people ah."
The woman seemed like a small army, clutching his face even call lovely.Small army is full of hostility and looked at her. Until the army let small armyinto the house to play jigsaw puzzle, small army happily shouted out,Pidianpidian go in the house.
The woman is the army's lover, now nobody is an eyesore, natural to do a man loves to do.
Afterwards, the woman to nest in the force arms, faint tunnel: "what time you're willing to marry me?"
The army is wrinkly eyebrows way: "my wife just died and I didn't want toremarry so soon. And ask a small army of meaning."
The woman suddenly turned face, quickly dressed down: "Okay, you go with your good son over a lifetime. I want to tell all the people in the world, you are an asshole. I want you to ruin......"
Unfortunately, the woman does not have the opportunity to do so, becauseher head was suddenly a huge hit a dumbbell. She quietly slipped in theposture is beautiful, like a silent movie of the fragments.
Army stroked small army head, kindly said: "good son, hurry to help dad tidy up. My father is very tired, want to rest for a while."
Indeed, the army has been fifty years, although the cosmetic surgery to make him look twenty years younger, but obviously not physical.
Small army very much, although it is a dwarf, but has been more than 20years old, great strength, like practicing dumbbell. His intelligence is only a few years look like a child, but to play jigsaw puzzle, faster and better.
Now, he was practicing dumbbell hand waving boning knife, the woman willsplit to pieces. He wants to have a look, is not the human jigsaw puzzle than usual play jigsaw puzzle more fun?

Answer 1

儿子小军突然喜欢玩拼图游戏，打得又快又好。这让军队很有成就感，经常在同事面前称赞他的儿子聪明。这一天，一个女人军队回家，小军说：“好儿子，这是我爸爸的同事刘阿姨，赶紧叫人啊。”老妇人看起来像小军，捂着脸叫可爱。小军充满敌意的看着她。直到军队让小armyinto房子玩拼图游戏，小军高兴地喊了出来，屁颠屁颠的去的房子。女人是军队的情人，现在没有人很碍眼，自然要做一个男人爱做。以后，女人在力臂，淡淡地道：“你窝你愿意嫁给我吗？”军队是皱着眉头道：“我的妻子刚刚去世，我不想这么快就toremarry。问小军的意思。”女人突然转过脸，迅速穿上了：“好吧，你去跟你的好儿子过一辈子。我想告诉世界上所有的人，你是个混蛋。我想让你破产......“不幸的是，她没有这样做的机会，因为她的头突然被一个巨大的打击，哑铃。她悄悄地溜了theposture是美丽的，像一个无声的电影片段。军抚摸着小军头，亲切地说：“好儿子，快来帮帮爸爸收拾。我的父亲很累，想休息一会儿。”事实上，军队已经五十年了，虽然整容外科手术，使他看起来年轻了二十岁，但显然不是物理。小军非常多，尽管它是一个矮，但已经超过20岁，巨大的力量，就像练哑铃。他的智力仅仅几年看起来像个孩子，但是玩拼图游戏，更快、更好。现在，他练哑铃手摇骨刀，女人willsplit碎片。他想看看，是不是人类的拼图游戏比平常玩拼图游戏更多的乐趣？
军队是人名

Answer 2

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