Question

请帮我翻译下面的短文，不要用电脑。要自己翻译的

�Many years ago two friends went to a very small town. Their names were John and Tom.
�It was dark when they came to a little inn.They asked for a room with two beds. The master of the inn showed them a room and gave them a candle because there was no lamp in that room. When they came to the room, John dropped the candle, it was dark.They found the door of the room and went in. They took their clothes off and went to bed. The bed was very big and by mistake they went into the same bed.Tom from one side, and John from the other.
After some time John said,“You know, Tom, there's a man in my bed. Here are his feet near my neck.” “Yes, John , there's a man in my bed, too. But my man is bigger because his feet are near my face. What shall we do?” “Let us push them off our beds.”
�They began to push each other. After some time two heavy bodies fell to the floor.
�“John,” cried Tom. “my man is stronger than Ⅰ� He pushed me down to the floor.”
“I am on the floor, too,” answered Tom. “I think we must go and tell the master of the inn about it.”

Answer 1

许多年前两个朋友去到一个小镇，他们的名字是约翰和汤姆。
当他们到一个小旅馆的时候天已经黑了，他们要了一间有两张床的房，旅店老板向他们说明了房间位置并给了他们一根蜡烛，因为房间里没有灯。他们走到房间前，约翰不小心把蜡烛掉了，周围一片漆黑。他们找到房门然后走了进去，脱了衣服睡觉。床非常大，结果他们睡到了同一张床上，汤姆睡这一头，约翰睡另外一头。
过了一会儿，约翰说：“汤姆你知道吗，有一个男人睡在我床上，他的脚就在我脖子旁边。”“是的约翰，我床上也有一个男人，他更壮，因为他的脚就在我脸旁边。我们怎么办？”“我们把他们推下去吧。”
他们开始互相推，不久后两个人都重重地落到地板上。
“约翰”，汤姆叫道，“我床上那个人比我厉害，他把我推下去了。”
“我也在地板上”，汤姆答道，“我觉得我们应该把这件事告诉旅店老板。”

Answer 2

许多年前两个朋友去一个很小镇。他们的名称约翰，汤姆。�它是黑暗当他们来一点inn。they要求一个房间同二张床。主的客栈显示他们一个房间，给他们一个蜡烛因为有没有林

Answer 3

很久以前有两个朋友去一个很小的镇子。他们的名字是约翰和汤姆。
天黑了，他们去一家小旅馆，他们点了一间有两张床的房间。旅馆老板带他们到了房间并给了他们一根蜡烛，因为那间房间没有灯。当他们进入房间的时候，约翰扔掉了蜡烛，漆黑一片。他们找到了房间的门进去了。他们脱衣就上床了。床很大。他们失误地上了同一张床。汤姆在这头，约翰在那头。
过了段时间约翰说道：“你知道吗约翰，这儿有个人在我的床上，他的脚伸到我的脖子了。”“是的约翰。我这儿也有个人在我的床上。但这个人个头更高，他的脚都到我的脸了。我们该怎么办？”“让我们把他们从床上推下去。”
“约翰，”汤姆叫道，“我这的人比我还壮，他把我推下地板上了。”
“我也在地板上了。”汤姆说，“我想我们去把这事告诉旅馆老板。”

这是个笑话。 绝对是我自己翻译的。