Question

英语幽默短文300字

急急急啊！！！！大家记住了 是300字左右（250~350字），简单易懂的。明天竞赛要用的。。。很急啊！！！大家给的一定要达到这个字数啊。250字就够了、谢谢！

Answer 1

英语幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”

Catch a cold 得感冒
During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.

"How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.

"Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."

Answer 2

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce students to the glories of classical music,so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. to make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, “have you enjoyed yourself today?”
“Oh,yes ,miss!”said Sally,”It was lvely.All except the music, it was.”
译文：一位热心的年轻的教师想让她的学生多了解一些优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家回来喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉：“你今天玩得好吗？”
“哦！好极了，小姐！”小萨莉说，“除了音乐，其他都很好！”