Question

求好笑的英文小笑话，越逗越好，短点的，不要长篇！尽量越小越搞笑越好!嗯..谢谢了，就一个就够了！

求好笑的英文小笑话，越逗越好，短点的，不要长篇！尽量越小越搞笑越好!嗯..谢谢了，就一个就够了！

Answer 1

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一个大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？

-- 墓地守墓人。

Answer 2

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Answer 3

富家女：见过名牌儿么? 我这包上写着LV！我：学过拼音，读 “驴”是吧？

Answer 4

A sperm said ：“O shit”