Question

求英语大神将这篇文章翻译成英语，急用，万分感激，勿用百度翻译

旁白：在古老的瓦罗兰大陆上，有很多英雄。可是在众多英雄中，偏偏有三个奇葩......
皇子：皇子在此，我就是威武英俊的德玛西亚皇子——嘉文四世
大圣：哈哈，俺老孙来也
皇子:什么怪猴子，在我面前显摆
大圣：哈，敢嘲讽我。是男人吗？是的话就跟我来一场男人间的决斗，剪刀石头布把！
皇子：。。。。。
旁白：三天后，一场名叫“坑你没商量”的大赛开始了。
皇子：哈哈，我皇子守擂，何人敢来与我一战。
观众：皇子加油！
蛮王：我的大刀早已饥渴难忍了，就让你成为我的第一个刀下亡魂吧。
两人一齐：战斗！
旁白：三秒后
皇子：呃啊（倒地）
蛮王：三刀你就不行了，现在谁敢来和我一战
大圣：我来
蛮王：闲话少说，战斗吧！
旁白：请大家闭眼三秒钟，三秒后睁开。
大圣：终于，还是败给了你，好样的，蛮王。
蛮王：不！我倒在了地上，是我输了！
大圣：不，是你赢了。
蛮王：是你赢了！
大圣：太谢谢了，我也认为这一战是我赢了。
蛮王：无语ing
皇子and大圣：蛮王，你为何这么牛？
蛮王：信春哥，得永生。
众人大呼：我晕！！！！
完

Answer 1

Narrator: in the old tile luo continent, there are a lot of heroes. In the numerous heroes, however, must have three wonderful work...
Prince: prince here, I am terrible handsome DE Marcia, prince, article iv
The risk: ha ha, an old to also
Prince: what's the monkey, show off in front of me
The risk: ha, dare to ridicule me. Is a man? Is, you can come with me to a duel between men, stone scissors cloth!
Prince:...
Narrator: three days later, a man named "pit you graffiti" competition started.
Prince: haha, I am prince ShouLei, who dare to war with me.
Audience: prince!
Pretty wang: my sword already hungry bear hard, let you become my first knife harvest.
Two people together, fight!
Narrator: after three seconds
Prince: er... (down)
Pretty king: three knife you can't, who dare to war with me now
Another: I've come to
Pretty wang: cut short, fight!
Narrator: please close your eyes three seconds, three seconds after the open.
The risk: finally, still lost to you, good, pretty is king.
Pretty wang: no! I fell to the ground, I am lost!
The risk: no, it's you win.
Pretty king: you win!
The risk: thank you very much, I also think it is I won the first world war.
Pretty wang: speechless ing
Prince and the risk: pretty king, why are you so cool?
Pretty wang: believe in brother chun for eternal life.
They shouted: I am dizzy!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Answer 2

Narrator: in the ancient Valoran continent, there are many heroes. But in the numerous heroes, but there are three wonderful... Prince: the prince here, I'm mighty handsome prince de Marcia -- Clement IV King: ha ha, I old to also Prince: what strange monkey, in front of me what Mahatma: ha, dares to laugh at me. Is the man? It is a man to man with I duel, scissors stone cloth to! The prince:..... Narrator: three days later, a game called "the pit you not to discuss" competition started. Prince: ha ha, I am Prince Shou, who dare to fight with me. Audience: Prince gas! Barbarian King: my sword already hungry unbearable, let you become the first knife my sword. Two people together: the battle! Narrator: three seconds after the Prince: ah (down) the Barbarian King: three knife you can not, who would dare to and I fight king now: I quite Wang: OK, combat! Narrator: please close your eyes for three seconds, three seconds after the open. Dasheng: finally, we lost out to you, my king, pretty. Barbarian King: no! I fell to the ground, I've lost! King: No, you win. Barbarian King: you win! King: Thank you very much, I think this is a war I win. Barbarian King: Speechless Prince ing and King: The Barbarian King, why are you so cattle? Barbarian King: believe spring brother, have eternal life. The people shouted: I halo!!!!

Answer 3

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