Question

英语情景剧3-4个人

搞笑点的，有翻译，十分钟左右

Answer 1

这个是我们上学期表演的短剧，加入了搞笑元素后效果不错。人物超过了3，4人，但是不重要而角色可以临时找同学客串，我们当时就是那么做的。题目是两个女人之间的战争，The War between Two Women. 人物 Peggy Lucy Andy Allen Scoundrel ------------------------- 主要内容 Peggy 和Lucy是好朋友，同时看上了Andy，因此友情破裂。争来争去。后来发现Andy和Allen是同性恋。两人又和好了。 Scene I 购物场景 (Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.) Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure. Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams. Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming. Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me. Peggy Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend! Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK? Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine. Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you. Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you. Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit. Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl. Peggy: You’re so mean. Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry) Peggy: Hmm! I hate you. Lucy: Me too! (Now the war of these two women begins) Scene II 两个女人在男人周围 (Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. ) Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy. I’ll be a good girlfriend. Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.) Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life. Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming! Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy. Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday. Andy: Ok! Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK? Andy: Sure! Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky! Scene III 偶遇 (Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.) Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me. Peggy: No! Don’t listen to her. Listen to me. Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend! Peggy: You liar. She’s my good friend! Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you? Peggy Lucy: No! Scene IV 电影院奇遇 (In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.) Peggy Lucy: You……. Lucy: Why are you here? Peggy: I want to ask you the same question. (At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy: Good afternoon, ladies! Peggy Lucy: She…., you…… Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go! Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money. Peggy Lucy: Help, help! Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry! Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them. Lucy: Us? Are you crazy? Peggy: We’re just girls! Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this? Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go! (They leave angry.) Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength. Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back) Scoundrel: Wait! Andy: Why did you turn back? Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money) Scene V Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please…. Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too. Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right? Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat! Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go. (Allen shows up.) Allen: Hi, baby! (Peggy Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.) Peggy Lucy: Please be my boyfriend. (Peggy Lucy stare at each other.) Lucy: Let go of your hands. Peggy: He is mine! Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine. Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend? Lucy: You do, too. Peggy: He’s mine! Lucy: He’s mine! Peggy: He’s mine! Lucy: He’s mine! Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls! Lucy: What? Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it. Allen: Actually……. (Andy appears.) Allen: Oh, honey! Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late! Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time. Lucy: Andy? Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here? Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.) Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go. Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave) Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right? Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened? Peggy: Maybe they are….. Peggy Lucy: Gay !!

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