Question

求一片英语短文上课要演讲，不用太长，3分钟左右就可以了，要有点意义的，带翻译

Answer 1

一只导盲狗Seeing-Eye Dog

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies,

"To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."
翻译：
一只导盲狗导盲犬
一个盲人走在街上与他的导盲犬一天。他们来到了一个繁忙的路口，和狗，无视交通放大的街道上的高容量，导致瞎子权进厚厚的交通。这是其次是尖叫的鸣笛声惊慌失措司机拼命不运行双了。
盲人与狗最终达到安全的人行道的街道的另一边，拿出一块饼干，盲人从大衣口袋里，他为狗。
一个路人，观察几乎致命的事件，不能控制自己的惊讶，对盲人说，“你到底为什么要奖励你的狗饼干吗？他差点杀了你！”
盲人转向他的方向和回复，
“找到了他的头部，这样我就可以踢他的屁股。”

Answer 2

嗯