关于圣诞节的英语谜语
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上帝要求）我们过的一种节日，是用来庆祝大量砍树和花钱的。
God ) we had a holiday, is used to celebrate mass to cut down trees and money.
圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一位清廉的政治人物，以及一位心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯。
Christmas Eve, Santa Claus and an incorruptible politics, as well as a kind of lawyers in a fancy restaurant a same elevator.
门还未开之前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会捡起它？
The door opened before three people at the same time, see there is a picture on the NT $1000 banknotes, guess who's going to pick it up?
回答：当然是圣诞老人！
Answer: of course, Santa claus!
为什莫？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
Why not? Because everybody knows that the other two does not exist.
若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉了你的铅笔，你该怎麽办？
Santa's reindeer eat your pencil, what should you do?
回答：用钢笔。
Answer: with a pen.
圣诞老人喜欢字花园里做什么
Santa Claus love words in the garden?
回答：锄地。（英语中hoe和ho同音，hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。
Answer: hoe. ( hoe and ho in English, hoe is weeding of Italy, Ho is a Santa claus.
什么东西圣诞老人可以分发出去，自己却还留着？
What can Santa distributed, but still keep?
回答：感冒
Answer: cold
时间早了
Earlier time
圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦地问受审人：“你干了什么坏事呀？”
The Christmas season, the mood to ask the man on trial: " you did something bad? "
“我今年圣诞购物早了些，”犯人哭着回答。
" My Christmas shopping early this year, " the prisoner replied with a cry.
“那并不是件坏事，”法官说，“到底多早啊？”
" That is not a bad thing, " said the judge, "how early? "
“商店开门之前，”犯人答道。
" Before the store opened, " answered the prisoner.
圣诞老人
Santa Claus Jr
某日，妈妈问小于：你相信有圣诞老人吗？
One day, mother asked less than: do you believe in Santa Claus?
小于：嗯……（想了一下）不相信……
Less: well ... ... ( want to ) do not believe ... ...
妈妈心想小于真是长大了。她便又问：你为什么不相信有圣诞老人呢？
Mother thought of less than really grown up. She asks again: why don't you believe in Santa Claus?
小于想了想说：因为这里从没下过雪。
Less than wants to say: because it never snows.
圣诞树
Christmas tree
查理每年都向他老爸吵着要圣诞树，他老爸总是说太贵了，不想买。
Charlie quarrels every year to his old father to the Christmas tree, his old father always said it was too expensive, do not want to buy.
今年圣诞节又到了，查理的老爸实在被他吵得头疼，于是提起斧子出了门。过了一刻钟，老爸扛着一棵大个的圣诞树回来了。查理高兴地大叫起来，“老爸，你真了不起，才花一刻钟就砍了这么大的一棵树回来！”
This year Christmas Day arrived, Charlie's old father really quarrelsby him headaches, and mentioned the axe to leave the gate. After a moment, father is carrying a big Christmas tree to come back. Charlie cried out with pleasure, " Daddy, you're the greatest, spent only a quarter will cut a big tree to come back! "
老爸拍拍他的后脑勺说，“傻小子，砍树哪有那么快，我是从集市上带回来的。”
Father patted him on the back of the head said, " silly boy, cut down trees which have so fast, I bring back from market. "
查理问：“你不是嫌贵不想买的吗？”
Charlie asked: " you are not too expensive to buy? "
老爸说：“没看我带了斧子吗？”
My father says: " did not see I took the axe? "
God ) we had a holiday, is used to celebrate mass to cut down trees and money.
圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一位清廉的政治人物，以及一位心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯。
Christmas Eve, Santa Claus and an incorruptible politics, as well as a kind of lawyers in a fancy restaurant a same elevator.
门还未开之前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会捡起它？
The door opened before three people at the same time, see there is a picture on the NT $1000 banknotes, guess who's going to pick it up?
回答：当然是圣诞老人！
Answer: of course, Santa claus!
为什莫？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
Why not? Because everybody knows that the other two does not exist.
若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉了你的铅笔，你该怎麽办？
Santa's reindeer eat your pencil, what should you do?
回答：用钢笔。
Answer: with a pen.
圣诞老人喜欢字花园里做什么
Santa Claus love words in the garden?
回答：锄地。（英语中hoe和ho同音，hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。
Answer: hoe. ( hoe and ho in English, hoe is weeding of Italy, Ho is a Santa claus.
什么东西圣诞老人可以分发出去，自己却还留着？
What can Santa distributed, but still keep?
回答：感冒
Answer: cold
时间早了
Earlier time
圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦地问受审人：“你干了什么坏事呀？”
The Christmas season, the mood to ask the man on trial: " you did something bad? "
“我今年圣诞购物早了些，”犯人哭着回答。
" My Christmas shopping early this year, " the prisoner replied with a cry.
“那并不是件坏事，”法官说，“到底多早啊？”
" That is not a bad thing, " said the judge, "how early? "
“商店开门之前，”犯人答道。
" Before the store opened, " answered the prisoner.
圣诞老人
Santa Claus Jr
某日，妈妈问小于：你相信有圣诞老人吗？
One day, mother asked less than: do you believe in Santa Claus?
小于：嗯……（想了一下）不相信……
Less: well ... ... ( want to ) do not believe ... ...
妈妈心想小于真是长大了。她便又问：你为什么不相信有圣诞老人呢？
Mother thought of less than really grown up. She asks again: why don't you believe in Santa Claus?
小于想了想说：因为这里从没下过雪。
Less than wants to say: because it never snows.
圣诞树
Christmas tree
查理每年都向他老爸吵着要圣诞树，他老爸总是说太贵了，不想买。
Charlie quarrels every year to his old father to the Christmas tree, his old father always said it was too expensive, do not want to buy.
今年圣诞节又到了，查理的老爸实在被他吵得头疼，于是提起斧子出了门。过了一刻钟，老爸扛着一棵大个的圣诞树回来了。查理高兴地大叫起来，“老爸，你真了不起，才花一刻钟就砍了这么大的一棵树回来！”
This year Christmas Day arrived, Charlie's old father really quarrelsby him headaches, and mentioned the axe to leave the gate. After a moment, father is carrying a big Christmas tree to come back. Charlie cried out with pleasure, " Daddy, you're the greatest, spent only a quarter will cut a big tree to come back! "
老爸拍拍他的后脑勺说，“傻小子，砍树哪有那么快，我是从集市上带回来的。”
Father patted him on the back of the head said, " silly boy, cut down trees which have so fast, I bring back from market. "
查理问：“你不是嫌贵不想买的吗？”
Charlie asked: " you are not too expensive to buy? "
老爸说：“没看我带了斧子吗？”
My father says: " did not see I took the axe? "
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Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.
If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!
What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.
What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!!
What did the grape say to the raisin?
'Tis the season to be jelly.
What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater.
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues.
What do penguins ride?
Ice-Cycles.
What do the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy claws.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
Snow mobile.
What do you call the bells on Santa's sleigh?
Kringle bells.
What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Kringle.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".
What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?
Santa Claus jumping rope.
What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water?
It gets wet.
What is a computer's favorite Christmas carol?
Array in a Manger.
What is a skunk's favorite holiday song?
Jingle Smells.
What is black and white and found in the Sahara Desert?
A VERY lost penguin.
What is black and white and green and black and white?
Two penguins fighting over a pickle.
What is claustrophobia?
Fear of Santa.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?
Snow Flakes.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?"
Where do you go to get holly for Christmas?
The Holly-land.
Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?
After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel had said,"No L!"
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!
Why is the month of December so popular?
It has a lot of dates.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.
If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!
What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.
What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!!
What did the grape say to the raisin?
'Tis the season to be jelly.
What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater.
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues.
What do penguins ride?
Ice-Cycles.
What do the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy claws.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
Snow mobile.
What do you call the bells on Santa's sleigh?
Kringle bells.
What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Kringle.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".
What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?
Santa Claus jumping rope.
What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water?
It gets wet.
What is a computer's favorite Christmas carol?
Array in a Manger.
What is a skunk's favorite holiday song?
Jingle Smells.
What is black and white and found in the Sahara Desert?
A VERY lost penguin.
What is black and white and green and black and white?
Two penguins fighting over a pickle.
What is claustrophobia?
Fear of Santa.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?
Snow Flakes.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?"
Where do you go to get holly for Christmas?
The Holly-land.
Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?
After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel had said,"No L!"
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!
Why is the month of December so popular?
It has a lot of dates.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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