Question

英语话剧小品剧本有没有

Answer 1

〈〈狐假虎威〉〉剧本

人物：狐狸、狼、老虎、狗、老鼠、乌龟。

狐狸：吼！
Fox: Roar
狼： （害怕状）啊！（回过头看）
Wolf: (Scare) Ah…(turns around)
狐狸：（得意地笑）
Fox: (Laughs proudly)
狼： 原来是你这只死狐狸。
Wolf: You foolish fox.
狐狸：瞧你那熊样！
Fox: Look at you, so scared !
狼： 我。。。。。。我都这么惨了，你。。。。。。你还落井下石！
Wolf: I……..I am so miserable, you….you still try to make it worse for me !
狐狸：哦？狼兄，怎么搞得这么狼狈？发生什么事？说来听听，让我替你做主！
Fox: Oh ? Brother, why such a mess? What has happened? Tell me, I will give you justice!
狼： （哭状）前两天外出渡假，我们一家露宿在海边，半夜，老虎把我家人活活吃掉了。（擦眼泪，哭）想不到一夜之间，家。。。。。。家破人亡。（哭）我活着还有什么意思啊？
Wolf: (crying) Two days ago, I and my family were sleeping on the beach. During the night, Tiger came and ate all my family. (wiping tears) I lost all my family that night. (crying again) What do I have to live for now?
狐狸：唉，真够惨的！老兄，节哀吧！
Fox: Aye, it is so sad! Big Brother, you will get over it soon!
狼： 我。。。我。。。我。。。我。。。我。。。还能怎么样？难道真。。。。。。真去找老虎算帐啊！
Wolf: I….I….I….I.....I....What can I do? I can’t really get even with Tiger!
狐狸：（神气地）哈哈，不就是老虎吗？有什么好怕的？只要我抓住它的头，它就乖乖地让我骑。我要是勾勾手指头，它就会爬到我面前舔我的脚趾头！
Fox: (Proudly) Ha…Ha…, Tiger, what’s the big deal? If I grab his head, he will bow down for me to ride on . If I wave my finger, he will crawl to me and lick my toe!
狼： 这。。。。。。这话谁。。。。。。谁不会说？
Wolf: Oh….That is easy to say.
狐狸：你不信？等我先去填满了肚子，再去找只老虎来骑给你看！想吃什么？我请客，走！
Fox: You don’t believe me? Fine, after I have my dinner, I will find a tiger and ride on it for you. What do you like to have for dinner? You are my guest today. Let’s go!
狐狸：上次我心情不好，在林中散步，碰上一只老虎，她转身要逃，我一生气，就一把拽住了它的尾巴。就像这样！哈哈哈。
Fox: Once I took a walk in the forest and bumped into a tiger. She turned around to run away. I grabbed her tail at once. Just like this! Ha….Ha….Ha.
狼： （老虎突然出现，狼害怕状）啊！
Wolf: (A tiger appears all of the sudden. Wolf was terrified) Ah….
狐狸：不相信就算了嘛，跑什么跑？（狐狸发现老虎，拼命想逃）
Fox: You don’t believe. Why run away? (Fox notes the tiger and wants to run away badly).
老虎：告诉我，小东西，你现在是不是心情不好啊？哈哈哈哈，恩？说啊，或者要我来给你点提示！我看，你是活腻了！
Tiger: You, little one. You feel bad now? Ha..Ha..Ha…, speechless? Let me guess! I think you don’t want to live anymore!
狐狸：Stop!
Fox: Stop!
老虎：嘿哟，小乖乖，死到临头了还放什么洋屁！
Tiger: Hey. Little one, your day is near. What do you have to say!
狐狸：我问你，你知道我是谁吗？你知道天神是谁吗？你知道我刚才在干什么吗？我告诉你吧，我是天神的使者，你冒犯我就等于冒犯天神！如果你还想活命的话，就快给我滚吧！
Fox: Let me ask you, do you know who am I? Do you know what I was doing? Let me tell you. I am an angel from God. You sin against me just like you sin against God! If you want to live, just get out of my sight!
老虎：哈哈哈哈哈，天神？使者？你以为我会相信你那些鬼话？哈哈哈哈哈。
Tiger: Ha…….Ha, God? Angel? Do you think I will believe your nonsense? Ha......Ha.
狐狸：我说，新来的吧，你？这森林里，谁不认识我呀！不信，我这就证明给你看！（轻声地）哼，笨蛋，好戏还在后头哩！
Fox: Let me think, you are a new guy here, right? Who doesn’t know me in this forest! Don’t you believe? Let me show you! (Murmuring) Heh, what an idol, Let us wait and see!
老虎：小乖乖，反正我今天是吃定你了！
Tiger: Little guy, I will definitely eat you today!
狐狸：有胆量就跟我来！
Fox: Just follow me if you have the guts!
老虎：走就走！哼哼哼，我倒想看看你能玩出什么花样！
Fox: Fine! Hang, I will see what kind of trick you will play!
狐狸：恩，已经有一段时间没去森林视察了，希望动物们见到我不要太轰动才好！
Fox: Aye, I haven’t been to the forest to inspect it for a long time. I hope the animals won’t be too excited to see me!
老虎：吹吧，你就尽情地吹吧！不然以后你就没机会了。
Tiger: You boasting fool! You won’t have much chance to boast after today.
动物：老虎来了！快跑啊！
Animals: Tiger is coming! Run!
狐狸：恩，每次都是这样，一见到我就全跑光了。哎，都怪我。可我也是为了大家好啊！（轻声地）现在你总该相信了吧！哼，五大三粗的笨蛋。
Fox: Ah, they run away again. It is same every time. Ah, it is my fault. But my inspection is for their benefit! (whispers) Now you believe! You big fool.
老虎：这是怎么回事？这小家伙，动物们怎么会怕它？邪门！难道它说的是真的？不可能！
Tiger: What is happening? Why are the animals afraid of this little guy? That is weird! Maybe what he said is true? That is impossible!
狐狸：天神的臣民们，天神他老人家忙的无暇分身，所以派我来看望大家！大家有什么困难或者问题可以跟我说，我会帮大家解决的！以示吾神圣恩！哎，我知道，是我伤了大家的心。上次我不小心打了个喷嚏，引起山洪爆发，造成了不少伤亡。但我真的不是故意的，那只是一次意外。其实，其实我心里比大家更难过啊！
Fox: Hi, God’s people. God is too busy to be here so He has sent me instead! You can tell me your trouble or problem and I will help to resolve it! This is to show God’s grace on you all! Ah, I know, it was my fault last time to hurt you all. I sneezed suddenly and caused landslides and flood. It caused high causalities. But it was an accident. I never intended it to happen. I was very sad indeed!
狗： 这小狐狸吹的跟真的一样。真气人！
Dog: This dumb fox is lying through his teeth.
狐狸：还有前不久那次森林大干旱。
Fox: Also, not long ago, there was a big drought in the forest.
老鼠：（狗摇树）布克，不要！
Mouse: (dog shakes the tree) Brook, stop!
狗： 别拦我！
Dog: Let me go!
老鼠：啊！
Mouse: Ah!
狐狸：为了给大家降雨，我爬上高高的祭坛
Fox: In order to pray for rain for the forest, I climbed up to the temple.
老鼠：危险，快走！
Mouse: Dangerous, run!
狐狸：往天上一指！（树倒）
Fox: Point to the sky!(Tree falls down)
老虎：啊！不，这不是真的，我不相信！不可能。。。。。。
Tiger: Ah! No, it is not real. I don’t believe it! It is impossible…….
狐狸：（跳过树）哎，真没想到，又发生了一起意外。
Fox: (Jumps over the tree) Ah, another accident.
老虎：意外，嘿，纯属意外！使者大人，很荣幸地见到你，刚刚对你的冒犯，请你千万别放在心上！
Tiger: Accident! God’s angel, I am so honoured to meet you. Please forgive my rudeness to you.
狐狸：哼，为了让你这脑袋长包的家伙开窍，害我走得脚都肿了！（踩到龟蛋），你看着办吧！
Fox: Hang, in order to let you see the truth, my feet have become all swollen! (steps on the tortoise eggs), you see!
乌龟：请你把脚拿开！这是我的！
Tortoise: Go away! These are mine!
狐狸：你是什么东西，敢这样跟我讲话？还不给我滚到一边去！
Fox: You rude thing. Get out of my sight!
老虎：这老东西，竟敢对使者大人无礼，真是不想活了！嘿嘿，还是由我来服侍大人您吧！（给狐狸抓痒）
Tiger: You old man. How dare you be so rude to God’s angel. Hey… Let me help you, sir! (Tiger gives fox a massage)
狐狸：哎哟哟，够了够了！好吧，看在你诚意悔改的份上，我就饶你一次吧！
Fox: Ah…., that is enough! Ok, seeing that you are truly sorry, I will forgive you this time!
老虎：多谢使者大人！
Tiger: Thank you. Angel of God!
狐狸：恩，以后这片森林就交给你管吧 ！我会跟天神说说的。我还有要事在身，你可以退下啦！
Fox: Ok. I will let you rule over this forest! I will speak to God for you. I am still busy. You can leave now!
老虎：多谢使者大人！改天我一定给您备上一份厚礼。小人告退。
Tiger: Thanks a lot. Angel of God. I will prepare a gift for you next time. Goodbye for now.
狗： 这老虎可真够傻的！
Dog: What a fool this Tiger!
老鼠：我看是这小狐狸太狡猾了。
Mouse: The fox is so cunning.
狗： 咱们走吧！
Dog: Let us go!
老鼠：走吧！
Mouse: Ok!

Answer 2

羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）

Characters:
Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.

Act I

(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It’s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!

Act II

Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let’s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It’s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you……
Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single.
Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?
Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.
Xioafu: Your receipt, please.
Dabao: (shows the receipt )
Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.
Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.
Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.
Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!
Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.
Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!
Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!
X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.
D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?
Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?
Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?
Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)
Dabao, See you tomorrow.
Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.

The End

反映了时代的变化。

Answer 3

人物：狐狸、狼、老虎、狗、老鼠、乌龟。 狐狸：吼！ Fox: Roar 狼： （害怕状）啊！（回过头看）