Question

谁能给我圣诞节搞笑英语剧本。要20分钟左右英文版、大概10个人、跪求啊

Answer 1

人物: Narrator: It’s Christmas time. B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus.
A---在睡觉, B---在窗外唱歌.他后来引来众人.
场景: A在屋里.(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)
B: (clear his throat, starts singing) I wish you Merry Christmas , I wish you Merry Christmas, I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. I wish…

A: (wakes up) what is that noise? (Pretends to open the window)
B: What did you say? I can not hear you and sing at the same time?
A: I want to sleep. I don’t want any singing.
B: What did you say? You want more singing? I will find a friend.
Narrator: B calls a friend C to join him.
B and C:
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh……
A: (shouts) I want you to stop singing! You are giving more!(go back to sleep)
B: What did you say? You want more singing? We will find another friend.
Narrator: So B and C call for another friend D.
B and C and D: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Play in any reindeer games…..
A: (shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing. I am tired. I can not take much more. (Sleeps)
B: What did you say? You want much more singing? We will find many friends.
Narrator: So B and C and D found more friends to join them.
B and C and D and a group of friends: Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus lane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Pullin' on the reins
Bells are ringin', children singin'
All is merry and bright….
A: (shouts and shakes two hands) Stop! Your singing is too loud!
B: loud? Yes, We can sing loud.
Narrator: So they sing very loud.
All the children: O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree!
How are thy leaves so verdant!
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
How are thy leaves so verdant!

Not only in the summertime,
But even in winter is thy prime.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
How are thy leaves so verdant!
A: (shouts) Please! I want to sleep! I wish that you would all go away!
B: Go away? Why didn’t you say so in the first place?
Narrator: so the children go away and they will sing in another place.
All the children bow to the audience and leave the stage.
A: (goes back to sleep)
The end

Answer 2

1. charades(哑谜猜字游戏)：写一些英语单词（简单和复杂的），最好先把范围规定好，找一个同仁表演，下面的同胞们猜。可以分组比赛。
2. 给出一堆英语字母，让同胞们从里面挑几个字母组成一个单词，字母用得最多的是冠军。
3. 推理游戏
一个人做法官，虚拟一个凶杀案，其他人分别做几个角色，只有真正凶手知道自己做了什么。问问题的人只能问一般疑问句，回答的人只能答“YES OR NO”
4.单词接龙
单词的末尾字母形成下一个单词的开头

这些个特别是人多的时候就特别好玩！

Answer 3

演员表：西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 king 旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold . A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !
Y:Haha, Never mind baybay.
X:Excuseme， who are you on earth? could you tell me your name?
Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?
X:I am ximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchuixue?
X:Yes,what is wrong?
Y:I heard that you are the besting MartialArts?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! let me you go!
X:No, I must kill you !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twant to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mothe and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!
X:Noway! Because we are fightin gnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t force me!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! I like drinking it. how do you know that?
Y:please drink it!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Do you still want to kill me?
X:Sure, must! milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:I’m sure Iwon’t!
Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don''''''''''''''''t beat your this time,you’ll never be have properly! 3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuirne snow!
H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y:Who are you?
H:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!
Y:You are right!
H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join in us?
Y:Yes,It’s very good.
H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! （指Y） this is ye gu cheng.
K:sit down please, yegucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.
K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）
X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒子) this ring should be mine!
K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?
Y急切: king! dearking!I must go now,my brother is looking for me!huoxi(维语再见)
K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here!I want to tell you something!
Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!
X:Forgiveme? Why?
Y: Once there was a change before me,I lost it. If the god give me anther chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is thousand year!
X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell the lady’s“WC”!
Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)
K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?
X:You are stupid! It means“I love you”.
K:Don’t say that“you love me”. I’ll kill you if you say dirty word to me!
X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(X上去抓住K)
K:Fuck you. I must kill you!
X:How can you kill me? haha……
Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)
K: thank you very much, you save me. Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American to let you
Have a vacation.
Y:That’s good. But there is one more thing. Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American with her.
K:ofcouse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……
Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where’s somewhere?
K:What?
Y:Do you want to go lady’s“WC”?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
H顶着摇头：X,no, no， you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”. That is not the place where you can go into ! because you are X ! you are the best man of Chinese kongfu!
X:what if I’m the best in the world? !why I try my best to live but I’m still so miserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ? !
K: you are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !go into the Lady’s WC , then die , comfortablly ! go ahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !
K; why ? why do you help him ! who acturally are you ?
H: my real name is Lu Xiao feng------the wife of X .I’m a spy.
K惊讶: !you---you---You are LuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?
Y: I have already recognized you . a tricker ! do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)X will die ,go and see him ,please .
H扑倒在X的身边：X,don’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the fature and tomorrow is a good beginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)
Y痛苦状:don’t leave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me !realize that I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I key you ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !(Y死，音乐停)
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .
X:gohome ! ?
H:Tomorrow is another day !even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love !
X:do you want me live a life in such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will bealive for you .but !you know, I have not time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday !You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now ,and never let go of that promise.
H: I promise .
X:Never let go .
H:I promise . I will never let go ,
X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)
H:be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without a hen dance !life can be chance like time can go to back . there is beatiful snow but in spring , so life can come from the beginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）

Answer 4

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