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一篇初二水平的英语值日报告，急！请各位英语高手帮帮忙，照我说的翻译就行了。谢谢

嗨，同学们。今天是我值日。我的名字是...。今天是星期五。今天的天气是晴天。现在，请看我的问题：
你们想知道关于我的事情吗？那么就听下面的内容吧。
我出生于1996年8月22日在重庆，我的梦想是当一名设计师，我都不知道为什么。只是觉得这很有趣。
我崇拜的明星有周星驰，因为他很幽默，他演的电影很好看，经常使我发笑。还有成龙，他演的电影也很好看。他一身真功夫，我非常喜欢他。
我也很喜欢笑话，现在就跟那么说一个吧。
在公交车上，有一位男子的手表被抢了。警察问这个男子：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？男子回答说：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
请再听一遍。
现在，回答我的问题。
1.我出生于什么时候,在哪里？
2.我崇拜的明星是哪两个？
3.为什么我喜欢他们？请分别回答。
4.为什么这个男子被抢了不呼救？
A.因为他不知道 B.因为他不想呼救 C.这个手表没被抢 D.要是他张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
5.你认为这个人有问题吗？
完了，谢谢。

Answer 1

Hey, classmates. I am on duty today. My name is .... Today is Friday. Today's weather is sunny. Now,listen to my question:
Do you want to know something about me? Then listen to the content below.
I was born on August 22, 1996 in Chongqing, my dream is to be a designer, I do not even have a reason.I Just think this is funny.
My favorite star is Zhou Xingchi, because he is so funny, His movies are very good,they always make me laugh. Another star I likes is Cheng Long, His movies are are nice too. He was a real effort, I like him very much.
I also like jokes too, and I will tell you one now。
One man`s watch was robbed In a bus . So a Police asked the man:“ when there is someone robbing of your watch, why do not you ask for help? ”The man replied:“ If I open my mouth to speak, they will find my four gold teeth. It will be much worse.”
Please listen to it again.
Now, please answer my question.
1.when and where I was born?
2.I have two favorite stars，who are they ?
3. Why do I like them? Please answer them apart.
4. Why did not the man ask for help when he was robbed of?
A. Because he did not know that he was robbed of。B.Because he did not want to ask for help C.Because his watch have not been robbed of D.If he opened his mouth, they would find his four gold teeth. It Would be much worse.
5. Do you think there is something wrong with the man?
That`s all。 Thank you.
差不多亲自翻得~一点点参考了下机器翻译~希望帮到你~

Answer 2

Hey, classmates. I am on duty today. My name is .... Today is Friday. Today's weather is sunny. Now,listen to my question:
Do you want to know something about me? Then listen to the content below.
I was born on August 22, 1996 in Chongqing, my dream is to be a designer, I do not even have a reason.I Just think this is funny.
My favorite star is Zhou Xingchi, because he is so funny, His movies are very good,they always make me laugh. Another star I likes is Cheng Long, His movies are are nice too. He was a real effort, I like him very much.
I also like jokes too, and I will tell you one now。
One man`s watch was robbed In a bus . So a Police asked the man:“ when there is someone robbing of your watch, why do not you ask for help? ”The man replied:“ If I open my mouth to speak, they will find my four gold teeth. It will be much worse.”
Please listen to it again.
Now, please answer my question.
1.when and where I was born?
2.I have two favorite stars，who are they ?
3. Why do I like them? Please answer them apart.
4. Why did not the man ask for help when he was robbed of?
A. Because he did not know that he was robbed of。B.Because he did not want to ask for help C.Because his watch have not been robbed of D.If he opened his mouth, they would find his four gold teeth. It Would be much worse.
5. Do you think there is something wrong with the man?
That`s all。 Thank you.
差不多亲自翻得~一点点参考了下机器翻译~希望帮到你~
参考资料：sername