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哪个告诉能帮我翻译下文，100分就归他

哪个告诉能帮我翻译下文，100分就归他

当我小的时候，只要在假期里，你不会在电视机旁找到我，也不会在书房里的学习桌前找到我，更不会看到我拿着一个扫帚去扫地，因为那个时候，我觉对在某个野地里，小河边，树林里，山岗上，度过我美好的一天。正常情况下，除了目睹父亲和母亲的吵架和看到不及格的试卷，你是不会看到我的悲伤，我总是那么快乐，无忧无虑。但是现在不会了，因为现在已经不再是童年时光了。
我的童年时光，我认为是非常美好的，其中的乐趣是已经成为我永远的记忆。在这里我愿意和你们分享，原你也能从中体会到一些乐趣。
记得有一次，我和我的伙伴去捉小鸟，我们的目的是爬上树，然后将那些还没有会飞的小鸟带会家，当作宠物来养。那天应该是一个晴朗的下午，阳光不是那么的强烈，总之你的心情是非常兴奋，因为你即将拥有一只小鸟，拥有一个特别的宠物。我和我的伙伴，抬起头向树梢上仔细观察，试图找到鸟窝。谁发现鸟窝，那鸟窝里的这个小鸟就属于谁的了。搜寻了一段时间了后，我的同伴们都有了自己的猎物了，唯独我没有，因为我发现的鸟窝都是空的，很倒霉不是嘛！最后我终于又发现了一个鸟窝，这个鸟窝应当是我的希望了。鸟窝在一棵大松树上，这棵大松树的树皮很粗糙。我脱掉鞋子，开始爬树，虽然爬树很艰难，但我的心情很愉快，因为我就要得到我的小鸟了。但爬到树的顶端时候，却看到鸟窝里只有一个鸟蛋，我那时候的心情是先是很生气，然后就是伤心。想爬下树，但是又想就算是鸟蛋，我也要带走一个，因为我不能空手回去，什么也没得到啊。我拿下鸟蛋后，抓在手里，令人更气愤和伤心的是，我的衣服上居然没有口袋。那就是说，我没有一个地方放鸟蛋，我总不能把鸟蛋放回去吧，那样我就一无所获。同伴们建议我把鸟蛋丢下去，但我知道这样鸟蛋就会变成一个碎了的蛋壳，他们的想法真是愚蠢极了。我想了又想，想了很长时间，终于得到一个解决方案，那就是把嘴张大，把鸟蛋放在嘴里。这样我可以方便下树。于是我开始艰难的下树了，你们有爬过树的经历的人都会知道，下树是很艰难的。我小心翼翼的下树，树很高，这一段时间似乎被拉长了，我当然不能莽撞，因为要是一不小心，我就会躺着回家了，或者更可怕一点，就是到另一个世界去了。绝对不能这样，想到这样的结果我就更小心了，一寸一寸的下，但是鸟蛋在我的嘴里，快把我的嘴胀破了，最困扰我的是，我还要小心，以免弄破它。终于离地面还有一两米的高度了，但我已经等不及了，急切的想到地面上来，于是就纵身一跳，跳到了地面上了。但是这一跳，坏事却发生了，当然受伤的不是我，是鸟蛋。在着地的瞬间，我感觉到鸟蛋在我的嘴巴里破裂了，咔的一下，碎成了许多片（这是因为惯性的缘故），与此同时发生的是，由于嘴巴空间的缩小，鸟蛋打破后，瞬间蛋清和蛋黄一下子涌到了喉咙里，然后顺着喉咙自然的下咽了，事情发了几十秒过后，我才回过神来，我意识到，我吃了鸟蛋，关于味道，我实在是说不出了，好像有点咸。无奈，我吐出蛋壳，在同伴们的讥笑声中回家了。
这就是我童年的一个小故事，当然还有其他精彩的故事，比如偷西瓜渡河差点淹死，在河中漂流到一个陌生的地方结果找不到回家的路等等，如果你愿意听，我也乐意讲。
这是我自己的真实的故事，外教要我演讲，我用机器在线翻译了一下，不好，太拗口..机器的翻译，我不要, you won't find near a TV set 这样的句子，什么玩意啊
还有这样的andwill not learn in the library to find my table, but will not see me holding a broom to sweep the floor，这都是神马啊！

各位英语高手大侠圣人，请认真点，要是好的话，125分直接全都给你
大虾就看你的啦，三天内搞定吧
leiel5侍童 二级 大虾，你go on
好的话，分全给你，第二段难一点，忠实于原文就可以了，引文这个演讲是面对孩子的

Answer 1

When I was young, as long as the holidays, you will not find me in the TV set, and will not learn in the library to find my table, but will not see me holding a broom to sweep the floor, because at that time I feel the wild in a small river, woods, hills, through my great day. Under normal circumstances, in addition to his father and mother witnessed the fight and see the papers fail, you will not see my sadness, I am always so happy and carefree. But not now, because now is no longer a childhood.
My childhood, I think it is very good, the fun is already a memory I will always. Here I would like to share with you, you are from the original to appreciate some of the fun.
I remember once, me and my partner to catch birds, our aim is to climb the tree, and then those who have not will the bird fly home as pets. That should be a sunny afternoon, the sun is not so strong, in short, your mood is very excited, because you will have a bird, with a special pet. I and my partner, raised his head to the trees look closely, trying to find the nest. Who found the nest, that nest in the bird belongs to who this was. After searching for some time, my companions have their own prey, except I did not, because I found the nest is empty, it is bad luck is not it! Finally, I have finally found a nest, the nest should be my hope. Nest in a large pine tree on a large pine tree bark is very rough. I took off my shoes and started the climb, although the climb is difficult, but I feel very happy because I'm going to get my bird out. But the climb to the top of the tree when they see only one nest eggs, and I feel that time is very angry at first, then that is sad. Want to climb down the tree, but want even eggs, I have to take one, because I can not go back empty-handed, got nothing ah. I won the eggs, the grasp in the hands of people more angry and sad that my clothes actually no pockets. That is to say, I do not have a place to put eggs, and I can not go back to eggs, so I found nothing. Mates suggested that I leave the eggs to go, but I know that eggs can become a broken shell, their ideas really was stupid. I thought and thought and thought for a long time, finally got a solution, that is your mouth wide, put eggs in his mouth. So that I can easily under the tree. So I started hard under the tree, and you have climbed the tree of experience will know, under the tree is very difficult. I carefully under the tree, the tree is high, it seems to be an elongated period of time, I certainly can not reckless, because if not careful, I'll lay back home, or even more terrible that the world to another go. Absolutely can not do this, I think this result is even more careful, inch by inch to the next, but the eggs in my mouth, making me burst mouth, the most bothers me is that I have to careful not to get break it. Finally there is a ground height of two meters, but I can not wait, eager to think the ground up, so he plunges into the ground on the jump. But the jump, a bad thing happened, of course, was not injured me, eggs. Moment in the ground, I feel in my mouth eggs broken, carbazole's about, breaking into many pieces (this is because of inertia's sake), occurred at the same time, due to the mouth of the narrow space, the birds After breaking the egg, egg white and egg yolk all at once instantly rushed to the throat, then swallow down the throat of nature, and things were tens of seconds after I recovered, I realized that I eat eggs, on the taste, I really can not say, as if a bit salty. Helpless, I spit out the shell, the companions of the laughs and go home.
This is a story of my childhood, and of course there are other wonderful stories, such as watermelon stealing nearly drowned crossing the river, drifting in the river results in a strange place to find my way home, and so, if you are willing to listen, I also willing to talk.

Answer 2

When I was younge,you would nerve find me in front of the tv during the vocation,neither would you find me siting beside the table in the study room or holding a bloom to clear the floor.because at that time,I would be in some wild place,near some river,in the forest or on the hill,to enjoy my beautiful day.in general,you would never sense my sadness except when was I witness my parents quarrel or looking at my failed paper. I was always very happy without any worries. But now things are totally different,because I m no longer a child.
I remember that once me and my friends went to catch the birds, our goal is to climb the mountain and bring the birds home to raise as a pet. That was a sunny afternoon with no strong sunshine, anyway we were so happy,because I was going to have a bird, a special pet. My mates and I looked up to the tree carefully trying to find a bird. Whoever find the bird first will get the bird, that our rule. After searching for a while ,all my friends found their birds except me. All the nest I found were empty. Such a bad luck ,isn’t it？finally I found a nest,and it was my last hope.the nest was on a big pine tree, and the cortex was very harsh.i took off my shoes and started climbing. Although it was very difficult to climb, I was very happy because I would have a bird. But when I got to the top, I found there was only an egg in the nest. First I felt so angry then sad. I wanted to get down but then I thought even it was only an egg, I ll also get it, otherwise I would go home with nothing. When I took the egg and hold it in my hand ,I realized that I didn’t have pockets on my coat, which means I didin’t have a place to put the egg in. my friends suggested me to throw the egg but I knew it ll break.such a bad idea. I thonght for a while and then I came up with an idea, that is to hold the egg in my mouth. So that I can climb down. If you have a climbing experience you ll know climbing down is very difficult. I climbed carefully but I seems took me a very long time, I can’t climb quick otherwise I would go to hospital or even worse. Thinking about the serious consequence I became more careful. But the egg was too big to hold it in my mouth. What confused me most is that I need to be very careful to make sure not to break it. finally when I nearly got to the land, I can’t wait anymore so I jumped. But this was the moment when sth bad happened. Obviously the one who got hurt wasn’t me, it was my egg. The egg broke in my mouth at the moment I touched the land. At the same time, because of the reduction of the space in my mouth, I swallowed all the vitellus and glair. It was after dozens of minutes when I realized what happened. I ate an egg and I really didn’t know the taste maybe it’s a little briny. I disgorged the eggshell, and went home in my friends laugh.
This is my little story in my childhood, of course I have other interesting stories, for example, I swam across the river after I stolen a watermelon, but nearly got drown, and float to a strange place from where I don’t know how to go home. If you d like to listen, I would prefer to tell you.

纯人工翻译，希望对您有帮助，写得挺好的， 挺有趣的故事，
看在我这么辛苦的份上，分给我吧~~嘿嘿

Answer 3

When I was little, if during the holiday, you won't find near a TV set, I do not in the study of learning table find me, can't even see I was holding a broom to sweep the floor, because at that time, I felt in a field of the brook, woods, hill, spend my beautiful day. Under normal circumstances, in addition to see his father and his mother the quarrels and see failing exam papers, you're not going to see my sadness, I always so happy and carefree. But not anymore, because now it is no longer my childhood.
My childhood, I think is very good, it is has become my eternal memory. Here I would like to share with you, the original you can also recognize some fun.
Remember once, I and my partner to catch the bird, our objective is to climb up a tree, then those who haven't flying bird take will be home, as a pet to raise. That should be a sunny afternoon, sunshine is not so strong, anyhow your mood is very exciting, because you will have a bird, a special pets. I and my partners, raise head to the treetops careful observation, trying to find a nest. Who discovered its nest, that in the nest of the bird will belong to a person. Searching for a long time, my companions have prey for, only I didn't, because I found the bird's nest is empty, very unlucky not! Finally I and found a nest nest, this should is my hope. A nest in a huge pine, this huge pine bark rough. I take off my shoes, starts to climb trees, although difficult, but I feel very happy, because I'll get my bird. But climb t... use I'm going to get my bird out. But the climb to the top of the tree when they see only one nest eggs, and I feel that time is very angry at first, then that is sad. Want to climb down the tree, but want even eggs, I have to take one, because I can not go back empty-handed, got nothing ah. I won the eggs, the grasp in the hands of people more angry and sad that my clothes actually no pockets. That is to say, I do not have a place to put eggs, and I can not go back to eggs, so I found nothing. Mates suggested that I leave the eggs to go, but I know that eggs can become a broken shell, their ideas really was stupid. I thought and thought and thought for a long time, finally got a solution, that is your mouth wide, put eggs in his mouth. So that I can easily under the tree. So I started hard under the tree, and you have climbed the tree of experience will know, under the tree is very difficult. I carefully under the tree, the tree is high, it seems to be an elongated period of time, I certainly can not reckless, because if not careful, I'll lay back home, or even more terrible that the world to another go. Absolutely can not do this, I think this result is even more careful, inch by inch to the next, but the eggs in my mouth, making me burst mouth, the most bothers me is that I have to careful not to get break it. Finally there is a ground height of two meters, but I can not wait, eager to think the ground up, so he plunges into the ground on the jump. But the jump, a bad thing happened, of course, was not injured me, eggs. Moment in the ground, I feel in my mouth eggs broken, carbazole's about, breaking into many pieces (this is because of inertia's sake), occurred at the same time, due to the mouth of the narrow space, the birds After breaking the egg, egg white and egg yolk all at once instantly rushed to the throat, then swallow down the throat of nature, and things were tens of seconds after I recovered, I realized that I eat eggs, on the taste, I really can not say, as if a bit salty. Helpless, I spit out the shell, the companions of the laughs and go home. This is a story of my childhood, and of course there are other wonderful stories, such as watermelon stealing nearly drowned crossing the river, drifting in the river results in a strange place to find my way home, and so, if you are willing to listen, I also willing to talk.