Question

一些简单易懂的英文笑话，最好是短一点的！谢谢了~~！！

Answer 1

一人考驾驶执照
考官坐他旁边
到了一个转弯的地方，他不知道是转哪边
他问考官：“turn
left?”
考官说：“right!”
他马上往右转
Let
me
take
it
down
An
elephant
said
to
a
mouse
,"no
doubt
that
you
are
the
smallest
znd
most
useless
thing
that
Ihave
e
ver
seen
."
"Pless
,say
it
again
.Let
me
take
it
down
."the
mouse
said
."I
will
tell
a
flea
what
I
know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
An
Artist
An
artist
asked
the
gallery
owner
if
there
had
been
any
interest
in
his
paintings
on
display
at
that
time.
"I
have
good
news
and
bad
news,"
the
owner
replied.
"The
good
news
is
that
a
gentleman
enquired
about
your
work
and
wondered
if
it
would
appreciate
in
value
after
your
death.
When
I
told
him
it
would,
he
bought
all
15
of
your
paintings."
"That's
wonderful,"
the
artist
exclaimed.
"What's
the
bad
news?"
"He
was
your
doctor."