谁能帮我翻译一下这段英文歌词啊?
自己翻的哈，中间的RAP有很俚语，翻译的不好，多多指教啊~~~~
I’ve been so many places, I’ve seen so many faces
我去过很多地方，看过很多面孔
But nothing pares to these blue and yellow purple hills
但没有一样能比得到这些蔚蓝，黄紫的山脉
I’ve climbed the highest mountain
我曾到过它们的顶峰
Once or twice but who’s countin?
仅管只有一两次，谁又在乎这些？
But nothing pares to these blue and yellow purple hills
最重要的是没有什么能比得到这些蔚蓝，黄紫的山脉
Cool, calm, just like my mom
安祥，平和，就像我母亲一样
With a couple of lawsuits inside her palms
她手中有两张诉讼书
It’s Mr Mischief with a trick up his sleeve (aah)
这时Mischief先生玩的小把戏
Roll up on you like Christopher Reeve
像对待 Christopher Reeve 一样戏弄你
I can’t describe the vibe I get when I drive by six people
我不能描述出我被6个人折磨的情形
Squash da chick and lost the foster kids
Squash 是个 *** ，她遗失了她的养子
This room makes me hallucinate
这间屋子让我产生了幻觉
Then I sweat
我不停冒汗
‘till I start losing weight
直到我开始减肥
‘Till I see dumb start happening
当一切发生时我哑口无言
Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again
就像香草冰淇淋
So bounce, bounce, c’mon bounce
太bonce了，这是我的bounce.
I said c’mon bounce
我说这是我的boouce.
Everybody in the house doing mass amounts
在这个房子里的人都做着很混乱的事
To the women in their thongs with their asses out
他们用皮带抽打着女人们
We don’t bull better ask around
我们不知道原因
D12 throws the bombast bash in town
D12 对着这个小镇大肆咒骂
Bizarre your mom is crashing out
你妈妈也在咒骂
Help me get her on the couch before she passes out
请让我在她衰老之前得到她
Who’s upstairs wrestling with Elton John
谁在楼上与 Elton John 摔跤
Hey Voo, you see me stepping on these leprechauns
你可以看见我正从这些精灵身边走过来
And I think my arm is gone, yo it’s probably numb
我想我的胳膊已经不在了，是的，它已经麻木了
Young dump and full of shit
一堆垃圾
And I think he’s bout to swallow his tongue
我想他吞掉了他的舌头
Scary ass it was a false alarm
这是个错误的警报
You think I’m about to die when I just got on
你认为我就要死了
That you might wake up with a guy or some new
你可能是被什么人吵醒了
I think I did too much (ah-ha),
我想我做了太多了
I think I got the runs (ah-ha)
我想我要走了
Rolaids, Pepto and Turns, watch out, here it es!
注意，Rolaids来了
Dirty Dozen, 80 of us
30打，我们中的80个
Shady brothers ladies love us
That’s why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other
这就是为什么我们的妈妈们喜欢我们但她们又厌恶对方
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
她们可能会一起出去约会
Or something, something, something? I dunno
或都其他什么的，是什么呢？我不知道
Hop hills, hills of hop
HOP 山，HOP 山
Hop to the hills, gonna steal some
跳上山，去拿点什么
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk (ahhh)
鼻孔里塞满粉笔
Thought it wan incredible and killed the hawk
射杀一只鹰，想想不太可能
I wanna roll away, like a rollerblade
我想滚下去，像个滚筒 甘肃
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
直到我的眼球也滚回我的脑袋
And when I’m old and grey, gonna go for brake
当我年老衰弱时，我再停下来
Now okay doke, pack up my nose with soap
现在没问题，把我的鼻子和肥皂一起打包
Cough, cough, cough, am I suppose to choke?
咳，咳，咳，我是不是要窒息了？
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
当特洛伊出现在出了些事故
Ahh, poor baby, born by lady
可怜的私生子
Now I’m paying child support (it’s your baby)
现在我正在资助孩子（那是你的孩子）
I take four shots at a time
我一次打了四发子弹
I don’t need to chase when I’m swallowing mine
我不需要chase当我吞我的，，
You get any room, in Bizarre’s hatchback
在 Bizarre’s hatchback ，你可以得到任何一个房间
We cant go far ‘cos the car has flats
我们能走很远，因为这个汽车有公寓
Why the hell you people think I rap?
为什么你们这些人会认为我在今RAP？
Because my mother taught me how to breech contracts
因为我母亲教了我怎么去签合同
If you got cash then hide it so (swift chill)
如果你得到现金就把它藏起来（很快地）
I just wanna get by like you (yeah)
我只想过得像你一样
And I don’t give a damn if you find any room(ah-ha)
如果你找到什么空间我不会怪你
Mean crude the hell with you too (ah-ha)
那是自然的
I only need three blunts then I’m cool
我只要三个blunts就行了
I just popped some and I’m going back soon
我只是暂时消失，我很快就会回来
Im at a rave, looking at a babe
我看着那个孩子，并在咆哮，
Like she want it, gin and tonic demonic
就像她想得到：杜松子酒和有魔力的药水
Body *** elt like vomit
那些闻起来就像呕吐物一样。
