Question

求英语小笑话！急急急！

求几段英语小笑话！对了要加翻译的！谢谢！！！！！

Answer 1

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."

Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

And Julie replyed, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"

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朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“上帝，求求你，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”

妈妈打断她的话说：“朱莉叶，为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢？”

朱莉叶回答道：“因为我在地理考卷上是这样写的。”

Answer 2

Jim looked up from his book.The whole class was laughing at something.
He turned around and asked Kate what was so
funny.Kate tried to explain,but she couldn't
stop laughing.Everyone was looking at Jim's
feet Jim looked down at his feet and saw a
black shoe on one foot and a white shoe on
the other foot.

吉姆很快去查阅了自己的作业本，就在这时全班的同学都笑了起了，他向四周看了看，问凯特什么事情这么可笑？凯特很想给他解释，但凯特无法控制自己的笑声停下来。全班的同学都看着吉姆的脚，吉姆也低下头看了一下自己的脚，原来自己的一只脚穿着黑色的鞋子而另一只脚穿着白色的鞋子。

Answer 3

What Is He Worried About?
"I'm very worried ----it's raining and my wife is downtown."
"Oh,she will probably stop inside some store."
"That's just it."

“我很担心——下起雨来了，但我的妻子还在城市商业区呢。”
“噢，她会走进某家商店避雨的”
“这正是我所担心的”
The Couple’s secret
A couple were asked," What is the secret for staying married for such a long time?"
"That's simple."one of them answered,"one of us talks,and the ather one doesn't listen."

有人问一对老夫妻：“你们的婚姻维持那么久的秘诀是什么？”
“这太简单了！”其中一人回答，“我们中有一人说话，而另外一人不停就是了。”