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英文幽默故事300字左右

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人之初：At the begining of life. 性本善：Sex is good. 性相近：Basically,all the *** are same. 习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it. 苟不教：If you do not practise all the time. 性乃迁：Sex will leave you.. 教之道：The way of learning it 贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person. 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad *** influence. 子不学：If you don't study hard, 断机杼：Your Dick will bee useless. 窦燕山： Dou, the Famous 有义方： owned a very effective exciting medicine 教五子： All his five son took it 名俱扬： and their ***ual ability were well-kown. 养不教： If your children don't know how to do it, 父之过： It is all your fault. 教不严： If they had lots of problems with it, 师之惰： their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on ***. 子不学： You may refuse to study this 非所宜： but that is a real mistake 幼不学： If you don't learn it in childhood, 老何为： you will lose your ability when aged 玉不琢： If you don't exercise your dick, 不成器： It won't bee hard and strong. 人不学： If you don't learn ***, 不知义： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness 　　dsafgh' jn[psdfj'ljxkfnlkjmxcv'lsfjn 　　一天，一个小孩来到爷爷面前问爷爷，知不知道爸爸是谁。爷爷说，你爸爸是我儿子。小孩说哦。 第二天，小孩又来了，问妈妈是谁。爷爷说，你妈妈是我儿媳妇。 过了几天，小孩走丢了。警察问小孩，你爸爸妈妈是谁？小孩说，我爸爸是我儿子，我妈妈是我儿媳妇 　　这娃好瓜哦 　　New Fathers Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir. You're the father of ins!" "What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins Baseball team!" Later the nurse returned and congratulated the second father on the birth of his triplets. "Wow! That's incredible! I work for the 3M Corporation." An hour later, the nurse returned to congratulate the third man on the birth of his quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply, "I don't believe it! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!" After this, everyone turned to the fourth guy who had just fainted. The nurse rushed to his side. As he slowly gained consciousness, they could hear him mutter over and over, "I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job...." 　　是的就要这种上进心