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这些句子很特别，不好处理。

新年到了，别忘了给孩子们讲讲我们很久很久很久以前的事：
> > > > >> 那时候天是蓝的，水是绿的，
> > > > >> 庄稼是长在地里的，
> > > > >> 猪肉是可以放心吃的，
> > > > >> 耗子是怕猫的，强盗是怕捕快的，
> > > > >> 法庭是讲理的，杀人是要偿命的，
> > > > >> 生孩子是先结婚的，
> > > > >> 理发店是只管头顶的，
> > > > >> 药是可以治病的，大夫是救死扶伤的，
> > > > >> 拍电影是不需要陪导演睡觉的，
> > > > >> 照相是要穿衣服的，
> > > > >> 孩子的爸爸是清楚的，
> > > > >> 欠钱是要还钱的，钱庄是一诺九鼎的，
> > > > >> 学校是不图挣钱的，
> > > > >> 夫子两袖清风，腰杆是硬的，
> > > > >> 白痴是不能当官的，
> > > > >> 百年老店是万金不换号的，
> > > > >> 卖狗肉是不能挂羊头的，
> > > > >> 结了婚是不能泡美眉的，
> > > > >> 买东西是要付钱的!!!

Answer 1

新年到了，别忘了给孩子们讲讲我们很久很久很久以前的事：
New Year is coming, don't forget to tell kids some stories happened long long time ago
> > > > >> 那时候天是蓝的，液迹水是绿的，
Sky is blue and river is green.
> > > > >> 庄稼是长在地里的，
Crops are growing in the ground
> > > > >> 猪肉是可以放心吃的，
It is safety to eat the pork
> > > > >> 耗子是怕猫的，强盗是怕捕快的，
Cats catch mice and police arrest convicts
> > > > >> 法庭是讲理的，杀人是要偿命的，
Court represents the justice, killing means guilty
> > > > >> 生孩子是先结婚的，
married before get a baby
> > > > >> 理发店是只管头顶的，
Salon only cares the top of head
> > > > >> 药是可以治病的，大夫是救死扶伤的，
medicine cures and doctors save lives
> > > > >> 拍电影是不需要陪导演睡觉的，
actresses don't need to have sex with movie directors
> > > > >> 照相是要穿衣服的，
always dress up when take the photographies
> > > > >> 孩子的爸爸是清楚的，
its clear who is baby's dad
> > > > >> 欠钱是要还钱的，钱庄是一诺九鼎的，
money owned must be paid back,
> > > > >> 学校是不图挣钱的，
school is always a non-profit organization
> > > > >> 夫子两袖清风，腰杆是硬的，
> > > > >> 白痴是不能当官的，
a fool cant take a job in the government
> > > > >> 百年老店是万金不换号的，
> > > >闹敬并 >> 卖狗肉是不能挂羊头的，
> > > > >> 结了婚是不能泡美眉的，
no third person once you are married
> > > > >>稿御 买东西是要付钱的!!!
no money no shopping

Answer 2

1.as chinese festival is drawing near,don't forget tell children about us long long ago
2.it was a good time when the sky is blue and water is green
3.Crops grown in the field
4.Pork is can rest assured to eat
5.The mouse is afraid cat, the robber is afraid of catching fast
6.The court is reasonable, killing people is to pay with life
7.Children is to get married
8.Barber shop is just the overhead
9.Medicine is can cure, the doctor is saving
10.Film is not to need to accompany director to go to bed
11.Photography is to wear clothes
12.The kid's father is clear
13.Owe money is to return the money, Banks is one of the nine tripods Enoch
14.The school is not to earn money
15.Teacher, LiangXiuQingFeng brigade is hard
16. An idiot is not the politicians
17.A hundred years is million JinBuHuan size
18.Sell vinegar is cannot be hanged sheep head
19.结哪高了婚仿缓腊是不能泡备滑美眉的
20.Shopping is to pay