Question

请英语高手帮我把这些句子翻译成英语。希望尽量地道，语法错误尽量少，有点没关系。谢谢！

A：前天晚上我和她去音乐酒吧，那个酒吧每晚九点半都会有和顾客互动环节，如果有顾客可以上去和他们一起唱并得到下面的人的掌声的话就可以消费八折并且赠送香槟一瓶。那晚乐队唱的都是Sheryl Crow的歌曲，当他们开始走下来邀请顾客的时候，Linda就站起来和他们一起走上去了，而且她还要了把吉他。这确实让我们很意外。让我们更意外的就是她唱得非常动人。下面几乎所有的人都让她在唱一首。
B：她跟我说过吉他是她最喜欢的乐器，因为那是个可以让自己和自己说话的工具。
A：她还很有爱心，她记住了上次去孤儿院的最小的几个孩子说过的最喜欢的玩具，昨天那几个孩子拿到玩具很开心，轮流亲吻她的脸颊。我以前总觉得她不爱笑，可是孩子们亲吻她的脸颊的时候她笑的真的开心很美。

Answer 1

翻译了下，你看着改吧
A.The day before yesterday ,she and I went to music bar at evening, the bar had interaction part between customer every night nine-thirty , if a customer can go up and sing together with them and get the applause of someone belowing can consume a 20% discount and be given a bottle of champagne . That night the band wa singing songs of Sheryl Crow , when they began to walk down to invite customers, Linda stood up and went up with them and she also asked a guitar. It really made us very surprising. However ,to our more surprised is that her sing is very touching. Almost everyone underneath let her sing a song again.
B. She told me the guitar is her favorite instrument, for it's a tool that can make her speak to herself.
C.She is also very good-hearted, she remember the favourite toy that several smallest children said when we went to the orphanage. Yesterday , the children get toys were very happy, and took turns to kissed her on the cheek. I used to think she doesn't love laugh, but when children kissed her , her smile is really happy and beautiful.

Answer 2

A: the day before yesterday evening she and I go to music bar, the bar every night nine-thirty will have and customer interaction part, if A customer can go up and they sing together and to get someone below the applause of words can consume A 20% discount and giving champagne bottle. That night the band is Sheryl Crow sing songs, when they began to walk down invite customers, Linda stood up and together they went up, and she also the guitar. It really let us very surprising. Let us more unexpected is she sings is very touching. Below almost everyone gave her the sing a song.
B: she told me the guitar is her favorite instrument, for it's a can make oneself and speak for themselves the tool.
A: she is still very good-hearted, she remember the last time we went to the orphanage ?

Answer 3

A：I went to music bar with her the day before yesterday evening, that bar would interact link with customer at 9:30 every night, if have the customer can go up to sing with them together and get the nether person of the words of applause can consume a 20% discount and present the champagne 1 bottle.The music band sings that night of is all Sheryl Crow song, when they start standing down to invite a customer, Linda stood up to go up with them together, and she still wanted a pair of guitar.This really makes us very surprised.Make us more surprised is that she sings very movingly.Below and almost all people all make her be singing 1.
B：She once said guitar with me to is the musical instrument that she likes most , because that is the tool that a can make himself/herself and oneself talk.
A：She is still very good-hearted, she remembered last time orphanage of minimum of a few kids once said of like most of toy, those kids got hold of a toy yesterday very happy, by turn kissed her cheeks.As I am always feeling before that she isn't always ready to smile, but the children kissed her cheeks she smiled really happily very beautiful.