Question

我想在课前2分钟的英文演讲说一个笑话，说什么好呢

1到2分钟最好，不要太难
谢谢
也是啊 2分钟笑话是太长了
不然，大家给我一个故事吧 要求和以前一样 谢谢了

Answer 1

笑话都是三两句就说完的，1－2分钟什么都不好笑了。
two cows are talking on a farm. one said "now mad cow disease is everywhere, you better watch out." the other one respond "why, it won't effect us ducks."

two men are watching a burning hotel, one said to the other "i was lucky, all the people running out the hotel for their lives and no one had the chance to take their expensive things with them. and i was able to take them all". the other man looked at this guy and said, "do you know what my job is?" "no" "i'm a policeman", the man then said "and do you know what my job is" "no" "i'm a writer"...

Answer 2

The parrot slangs
"Herbert,"says mother,"did you teach the parrot to slang?""no,mamma,"says Herbert,"I was just telling him what not to say ."

Answer 3

A man went into a shop and wanted to buy some music discs.

The salesgirl asked,"Would you like light music?"

The man said,"It doesn't matter if there is some heavy music. I have driven a truck here."

Answer 4

The lighter and cigarette
Which one is heavier?(you need a volenteer, put the two things in his/her hands,you can find another thing to place the cigarette, if you are not allowed to take one)
He/she must answer the lighter is heavier.
You turn~
Say"No, this is lighter"(you teacher gonna like it)