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急需英语小笑话！！100—200字，要中英文对照！！拜托了各位 谢谢

我要几个英语小笑话，要爆笑版的！最好新颖一点！！100—200字左右，要中英文对照的！

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Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths. 半个还是十分之五 老师：你愿意要半个柑橘，还是十分之五个柑橘？ 杰拉得：我宁可要半个。 老师：仔细想想，说出理由来。 杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就损失太多了。 orange juice:柑橘汁