Question

什么意思，帮我翻译一下，如下

Hi,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look. I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.

Answer 1

大家好，很开心站在这里面对你们。我突然想到，我妈妈总是告诉我，不要在公众场合出丑。但是不知怎么的，我就是没法儿顺她的意。呃…有些人觉得我疯疯癫癫。我没有什么朋友圈子也没有什么远大的理想，还曾把头埋在书里以至于不小心撞到别人。现在我站在台上，用英语演讲。这氛围让我有点紧张。有些人可能会想演讲怯场会让我很尴尬。无所谓，我本来就乐意成为大家的笑料。

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Answer 2

嗨，大家好。很高兴来到这儿。面对观众，一想到发生在我身上。妈妈告诉我不要有送花儿给人以示公众傻瓜。但不知为何我就是无法按照她说的话没错。那么一些人总是把我作为一个疯狂的龙。因为我是你没有任何人群的一部分，有一些梦想遥远的期待。我会停留在我的鼻子一本书连成的人崩溃。现在我站在舞台上，给人以英语发言。情况就是我现在很紧张。也许有些人会认为这只是让我难堪的会害怕说不出话来。没关系。我总是一个笑话