Question

求高手翻译一篇简单的小短文，急！！高分

英语演讲想要讲个故事，短文如下，求高手翻译，要求语法准确，涉及“拉屎”这个词时请一定用shit这个词，鄙人觉得通俗易懂有气势~翻译好我会加20分的~谢谢啦，很急喔~
有一只往南飞过冬的燕子，因为途中太冷而被冻得落了下去，落进了一片草地上。
这时有一匹马正好路过，它看见燕子后便在它身上拉屎。燕子在屎里慢慢醒来，它觉得在屎里很温暖舒服，于是欢快滴唱起歌来。
这时又有一只猫走过来，听见了燕子的歌声，便找到了这只燕子，把它从屎里捞了出来 ，接着把它吃掉了…
这个故事告诉我们三个道理
第一是在你身上拉屎的人不一定是害你的人，第二是把你从屎里拉出来的人不一定是好人，第三是无论你在什么处境，都闭上你的鸟嘴！

Answer 1

There is a fly south for the winter swallows, because way too cold to be fell down with cold, falls into the grass.
When a horse is just passing through, it has seen swallows in him the shit. Swallows shit slowly waking up, it felt very warm and comfortable in the shit, so joyful singing drops.
When another cat came back, heard the songs of swallows, they found the swallows, fishing from the shit out of it, then eat it up
This story tells us three reasons
The first is the shit on you who are not necessarily who you, and the second is from the concrete jungle you pulled out of the people is not necessarily a good, the third are no matter what your situation, close your beak!

Answer 2

有些意译
a swallow was flying to spend the winter in the south.It was too cold for it to keep on flying;it dropped from the sky and fell in the grass on the ground when a horse came by and saw the little thing. Seeing the swallow was almost frozen to death, it shit on the swallow. In fact the shit warmed the swallow and made it happy when it finally awaked with shit all around itself.
Then a cat came by and heard the swallow singing happily. The cat found the swallow,pulled it out of the shit and ate it.
This story suggests 3 lessons:
One is that the one who shits on you won't necessarily hurt you. The second lesson is that, The one who pulls you out of the shit won't necessarily be the nice guy. The last lesson is that whatever your situation is like, shut up!