Question

徵求一则英文笑话(短篇)急需><

各位大大,请提供我一则短篇的英文笑话
最好是有"两个角色"的！如果没有的话也没关系!!但最好是两个角色的
短篇的笑话即可!!!越简单越好!!
可以的话,请连"中文翻译"一起给我喔！谢谢

Answer 1

The teacher put a bug into alcohol, the bug died. The teacher asked ,"what does this show?" A student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol." 把虫子放入酒中，虫子死了。老师问：“这说明了什么？” 学生答：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”

A tourist asks a man in uniform:"Are you a policeman"? Man:"No, I am an undercover detective".Tourist:"So why are you in uniform?" Man: "Today is my day off".
游客问一个穿制服的男人，“你是警察吗？” “不是，我是一名便衣侦探。” “为什么穿制服？”“今天我休息。”

Teacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity？ Student：You don’ t have to pay for lightning. 老师：谁能告诉我闪电与电的区别？ 学生：闪电不用付钱。

Answer 2

The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn’t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。
"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

Answer 3

animals

Teacher: thy foot wear of is what?
Student: is shoes
Teacher: leather was from?
Student: from cattle
Teacher: well, for your shoes to wear, also for your flesh to eat what animal?
Student: is my dad.

翻译：
动物

老师:你的脚穿的是什么?
学生:鞋
老师:皮革是从哪儿来的?
学生:牛
老师:嗯,你的鞋子穿,也为你的肉吃什么动物?
学生:是我的爸爸。

Answer 4

I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？
病人：我认为我是一只鸡。
精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？
病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。

Answer 5

TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".

汤姆的借口

老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"

Answer 6

看牙医

牙医：请别叫了，我还没有碰到你的牙齿呢！

迈克：可你正踩着我的脚呢！

Seeing a dentist

dentist:piease stoping howling.l haven't touched your tooth yet!

But you are standing on my foot!