想找一篇4分钟左右的5个人的英语搞笑对话（附中文）
我是高2学生，这个对话不要太复杂，也不要太简单。这个多花是用来上课演讲的，要有一点搞笑成份。被选中的答案还有另外加分。麻烦大家帮帮忙！最好是5个人，至少4个人...
我是高2学生，这个对话不要太复杂，也不要太简单。这个多花是用来上课演讲的，要有一点搞笑成份。被选中的答案还有另外加分。麻烦大家帮帮忙！
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人物：Tom，Jack 和 forune teller！
镜头一:
Jack：Tom，who do you think the man with a yellow straw hat on the stool in front of the palm trees？
Tom：I guess he must be a fortune teller.
Jack：Are you sure?
Tom：Yes,without a doubt. You see he is looking forward to talking to someone.
Jack：Maybe you are right. But Tom, can you read the palm?
Tom：Yes, I have read a lot of books about reading the palm.May I read your palm?
Jack: Yes,I’d love to. But I want to make fun of him.It is very funny.
镜头二:
(They pass through the sidewalk and walk to the fortune teller)
这个时候，Tom马上变换角色,去扮演算命师傅.对白精彩在这了.
Jack: Hi, my name is Jacke? Would you please read my palm?
Fortune teller: Yes,welcome to here. Sit down please. Give me your left hand.
Jack:But.I had a bad car accident last year.I lost my left arm. Nowadays , I do everything with my right hand. Life with one arm is very difficult.
Fortune teller: Are you kidding me?
Jack: No. I am serious. I hope you guess what I want to know.
Fortune teller: Now,please give your right hand. Let me see…..You must be between jobs. Your wish is to become a millionaire. But You do not know what to do.Let me tell you.
Jack:You are wrong. I am not poor. Though I am not a
million, I have a company, a flat,a car and 80,000 dollars.
Fortune teller: Oh, I know. Your girlfriend must have left you. You have lots of shortcomings. Maybe you don’t make the bed. Maybe you don’t clean the dishes. Maybe you are always in a bad mood. You must be as stubborn as a mule. If I were you, I would make a apology to her at first.
Jack: No,many girls like me. I have you guess the last chance.If you are wrong again, I won’t pay you money.
Fortune teller:You are up to monkey business.If I knew it, I would not read your palm.
Jack: You are right. You guess the answer is right.But it was too late.I hope you guess if I can pay you money.
2--Do you know much about computers?
--Not a great deal.
--I've just been reading an article about them.
They are used for all sorts of things now.
--For accounting systems and things you mean?
--Yes, but they're used for other things too. Do
you remember when we went to buy our tickets for
the flight to Greece?
--Yes.
--The man asked where we wanted to go, then he
typed out the information on a form and waited
for a reply. A few moments later he gave us our
tickets.
--Of course. His machine must have been connected
to a computer.
--That's right.
3关于不同爱好的对话.
Michael: hi, Charles, how are you?
Charles: fine. Thanks. You look great.
Michael: thank you. You know what? I took tennis classes recently and I find myself so crazy about it. I feel so energetic after playing tennis. Do you play tennis?
Charles: No. I don’t. I play football. Tennis is not as exciting as football.
Michael: Charlie, I am afraid I can’t agree with you at this point. It is much easier to find one tennis partner rather than finding a whole bunch of people to play football.
Charlie: well, don’t you think more people are more exciting? Playing tennis is like playing a ping pong game. Just playing back and forth. It’s a kind of boring.
Michael: Noooooooo! When you play tennis, you can keep fit and you don’t get hurt. There is too much body contact in playing football. I don’t want to be pushed, be stepped, be knocked down or……
Charles: that’s the best part of the game.
Michael: Sorry. I can’t talk to you now. I have to go to my tennis club now. My partner is waiting for me there.
Charles: ok. I have to call my buddies about our football match this afternoon. Bye!
Michael: bye!
4纯属原创，大家都是过来人，知道你的难处。还望笑纳。
(最后有点搞笑的成分)
人物：Rose, I(named Jack).
Rose: Hi, Jack.
Jack: Hi, Rose.
Rose: Long time no see, how are you doing?
Jack: I'm doing terribly bad. And how about you?
Rose: I'm fine, thank you. But you, what's up?
Jack: I just cannot find a agreeable job. The salary offered by those companies are really too low. I've had interview several companies, and they all felt satified to my performance, but when
hearing my salary request, they all could not offer.
Rose: Almost the same with my situation. The current job market is so stagnant. I'd have to adapt myself to the reality.
Jack: I cannot agree with you more. But you know, the salary they offered could even hardly afford my daily consumption.I just feel that's gotdamn crazy.
Rose: Hey, Jack, come on. Do you know the current situation of job market? There will be nearly 5 million college graduates nationwide, inclusive of a lot of masters. For my own sake, I gave up my baseline at last. Today, I've just signed a job contract with XX(公司名).
Jack: You're really appreciated to remind me. I gotta find a job as soon as possible even with a pretty low salary.
Rose: Cheer up, Jack. I don't think it matters to start with a low salary. You know, gold will shine everywhere. I believe you can get a decent job within 3 years as long as you're hard enough.
Jack: Thank you very much for your encouragement. Let us make a brilliant future hand in hand...
Rose: Hey，Jack. Don这有英语对话，你自己看!http://bookmark.hexun.com/weixiang1015/detailframe.aspx?bid=1435032
't touch me...
镜头一:
Jack：Tom，who do you think the man with a yellow straw hat on the stool in front of the palm trees？
Tom：I guess he must be a fortune teller.
Jack：Are you sure?
Tom：Yes,without a doubt. You see he is looking forward to talking to someone.
Jack：Maybe you are right. But Tom, can you read the palm?
Tom：Yes, I have read a lot of books about reading the palm.May I read your palm?
Jack: Yes,I’d love to. But I want to make fun of him.It is very funny.
镜头二:
(They pass through the sidewalk and walk to the fortune teller)
这个时候，Tom马上变换角色,去扮演算命师傅.对白精彩在这了.
Jack: Hi, my name is Jacke? Would you please read my palm?
Fortune teller: Yes,welcome to here. Sit down please. Give me your left hand.
Jack:But.I had a bad car accident last year.I lost my left arm. Nowadays , I do everything with my right hand. Life with one arm is very difficult.
Fortune teller: Are you kidding me?
Jack: No. I am serious. I hope you guess what I want to know.
Fortune teller: Now,please give your right hand. Let me see…..You must be between jobs. Your wish is to become a millionaire. But You do not know what to do.Let me tell you.
Jack:You are wrong. I am not poor. Though I am not a
million, I have a company, a flat,a car and 80,000 dollars.
Fortune teller: Oh, I know. Your girlfriend must have left you. You have lots of shortcomings. Maybe you don’t make the bed. Maybe you don’t clean the dishes. Maybe you are always in a bad mood. You must be as stubborn as a mule. If I were you, I would make a apology to her at first.
Jack: No,many girls like me. I have you guess the last chance.If you are wrong again, I won’t pay you money.
Fortune teller:You are up to monkey business.If I knew it, I would not read your palm.
Jack: You are right. You guess the answer is right.But it was too late.I hope you guess if I can pay you money.
2--Do you know much about computers?
--Not a great deal.
--I've just been reading an article about them.
They are used for all sorts of things now.
--For accounting systems and things you mean?
--Yes, but they're used for other things too. Do
you remember when we went to buy our tickets for
the flight to Greece?
--Yes.
--The man asked where we wanted to go, then he
typed out the information on a form and waited
for a reply. A few moments later he gave us our
tickets.
--Of course. His machine must have been connected
to a computer.
--That's right.
3关于不同爱好的对话.
Michael: hi, Charles, how are you?
Charles: fine. Thanks. You look great.
Michael: thank you. You know what? I took tennis classes recently and I find myself so crazy about it. I feel so energetic after playing tennis. Do you play tennis?
Charles: No. I don’t. I play football. Tennis is not as exciting as football.
Michael: Charlie, I am afraid I can’t agree with you at this point. It is much easier to find one tennis partner rather than finding a whole bunch of people to play football.
Charlie: well, don’t you think more people are more exciting? Playing tennis is like playing a ping pong game. Just playing back and forth. It’s a kind of boring.
Michael: Noooooooo! When you play tennis, you can keep fit and you don’t get hurt. There is too much body contact in playing football. I don’t want to be pushed, be stepped, be knocked down or……
Charles: that’s the best part of the game.
Michael: Sorry. I can’t talk to you now. I have to go to my tennis club now. My partner is waiting for me there.
Charles: ok. I have to call my buddies about our football match this afternoon. Bye!
Michael: bye!
4纯属原创，大家都是过来人，知道你的难处。还望笑纳。
(最后有点搞笑的成分)
人物：Rose, I(named Jack).
Rose: Hi, Jack.
Jack: Hi, Rose.
Rose: Long time no see, how are you doing?
Jack: I'm doing terribly bad. And how about you?
Rose: I'm fine, thank you. But you, what's up?
Jack: I just cannot find a agreeable job. The salary offered by those companies are really too low. I've had interview several companies, and they all felt satified to my performance, but when
hearing my salary request, they all could not offer.
Rose: Almost the same with my situation. The current job market is so stagnant. I'd have to adapt myself to the reality.
Jack: I cannot agree with you more. But you know, the salary they offered could even hardly afford my daily consumption.I just feel that's gotdamn crazy.
Rose: Hey, Jack, come on. Do you know the current situation of job market? There will be nearly 5 million college graduates nationwide, inclusive of a lot of masters. For my own sake, I gave up my baseline at last. Today, I've just signed a job contract with XX(公司名).
Jack: You're really appreciated to remind me. I gotta find a job as soon as possible even with a pretty low salary.
Rose: Cheer up, Jack. I don't think it matters to start with a low salary. You know, gold will shine everywhere. I believe you can get a decent job within 3 years as long as you're hard enough.
Jack: Thank you very much for your encouragement. Let us make a brilliant future hand in hand...
Rose: Hey，Jack. Don这有英语对话，你自己看!http://bookmark.hexun.com/weixiang1015/detailframe.aspx?bid=1435032
't touch me...
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One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"The farmer replied, "What's time to a pig?"
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿？
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿？
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
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