Question

跪求英语小故事,大约1分钟左右

求幽默且最好还有点哲理的英语小故事,大约1分钟左右,用语初三毕业时的口语考试,各位大侠拜托了

Answer 1

Professor Godwin,feeling unwell,wrote on his bedroom door this notice:"The professor will be unable to meet his classes this evening." A student rubbed out a letter and made it,"The professor will be unable to meet his lasses this evening." Godwin,perceiving this, turned the tables by striking off the next letter, and making the notice read;" The professor will be unable to meet his asses this evening.
译文：戈德温博士感到不舒服，于是写了张便条贴在卧室门上：“晚上博士不能来上课了。”一学生看后将一字母擦去，意思就变成了：“晚上博士不能来见他的情人们了。”戈德温博士看后，心生一计，又擦掉一个字母，最后便条的内容就成了“晚上博士不能来见他的蠢驴们了。”
（注：class班级；lass情人；ass蠢驴）

Answer 2

sleepy bear
One day, a lots of sleepy bear run into the forest, they eat what they can see to fill their stomach. They drink apple juice and eat fruit on the tree. Afterall, they feel asleep in the cave. Because of the cold winter, the bear sleep for very very long time, almost the whole winter.