Question

翻译一下下面这两篇作文，谢谢咯

Once a Frenchman lived in England. He didn't know English very well. One day he went to the post coffe with a postcard. He bought a stamp. Then he gave the stamp and the postcard to the girl at the desk. "Oh, no,"the girl said, "You must stick (贴) the stamp on yourself. " He was very happy 。 He couldn't believe his
ears. "Why must I stick the stamp on myself ?" he asked. "Oh," said the girl, "I mean that you must stick the stamp on the postcard. And you must do it yourself. "

Answer 1

曾经有一个法国人住在英国。他的英语不是很好。有一天，他到邮局去寄一张明信片。他买了一张邮票。然后他把邮票和明信片都递给了坐在桌边的那个女孩。“噢，不，”女孩说，“你必须自己贴上邮票。”他觉得很好笑。他简直不敢相信自己的耳朵。“为什么我必须把邮票贴在自己身上？”他问。“噢，”女孩说，“我的意思是你必须把邮票贴到明信片上，而且你必须自己动手。”
the post coffe ：我猜你是要打the post office吧

Answer 2

一个法国人住在英国.他不知道自己英语非常好.有一天，他去了咖啡和明信片邮寄.他买了一张邮票.然后，他给了把邮票和明信片方在办公桌女孩那，“姑娘说：“你一定要坚持（贴）自己的邮票。“他非常高兴。他简直不敢相信自己的耳朵。“ 为什么我必须坚持我自己邮票？他问道。 “噢，“姑娘说，“我的意思是，你必须坚持明信片上的邮票。而你必须自己做。 “