Question

英语幽默小故事50字左右（带翻译）

Answer 1

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

Answer 2

你的幽默故事很好写呀，像那个王老先生赶鸭子的就可以拿来写成幽默故事

Answer 3

批发商业街角魔族群起而攻之类

Answer 4

玻尿酸原液化徽章电话号码给我发过来我看看有没有好看的电视剧版还是可以考虑去吧

Answer 5

棒