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求英语翻译 .......

求英语翻译 ....... 佟湘玉，秀才，小郭，大嘴，老刑，老白
　　中午。客栈内。
　　湘玉：秀才，把这两天的帐给我看一下。
　　秀才：帐，所谓帐，子曾经曰过……
　　湘玉：别曰曰了，交帐！
　　秀才（紧张指屋内）：掌柜的……电脑……大嘴……网游……帐……
　　湘玉：你确定一定以及……
　　小郭：以及肯定。
　　秀才：我不否认否决以及否定。
　　湘玉走进屋内，秀才小郭紧随其后。大嘴正酣战。
　　秀才（小声）：大嘴……
　　大嘴（不耐烦）：有话快说，有那啥快放。
　　秀才：掌柜的……（说完闪一边去）
　　湘玉：李大嘴，你还想不想让我们吃饭了？
　　大嘴：掌柜的你等会，我马上就升级了。
　　湘玉（生气地）：生鸡？还生鸭呢？
　　这时老白进来。
　　小郭：哎呀掌柜的，就让大嘴玩一会吧。你看都21世纪了，火车都改成头文字D了，还不许大嘴在网上与MM谈天说地了？
　　湘玉（瞪小郭）：小郭，小蝈蝈，还不快去扫地！
　　老邢进。
　　老邢：大家都好吗？（看到大嘴不动）这大嘴今天是怎么了？怎么一动不动腻？影响市容哇，俺的亲娘啊，不会是让老白给点了吧。
　　湘玉：展堂，你啥时候点的他？
　　老白：我啥时候也没点他啊。
　　此时只听鼠标声“卡登卡登”。一伙人面面相觑。
　　老邢：有杀气。
　　老白：难道是传说中的“隔空打穴”？
　　湘玉：这“隔空打穴”除了你娘和公孙乌龙没有第三个人会，公孙乌龙已死，你娘远在京城，这到底是咋回事？
　　小郭（发抖）：不会是公孙乌龙的鬼魂来寻仇了吧……
　　秀才：不要怕芙妹，我保护你……
　　老邢（亮刀，客人跑）：何人在此，报上名来，给我个存在的理由先！
　　湘玉（追）：银子~~~
　　大嘴：你们脑袋上那俩窟窿都是管出气的啊？这不是鼠标声吗？
　　众大悟。纷纷释然。
　　湘玉（摔抹布指大嘴）：李大嘴，你有完没完，一天没做菜了这店还开不开了？别老虎不发威拿我当HELLOKITTY！
　　小郭：饿死饿死饿死人家了拉！
　　老白、秀才、小郭（老白领唱，秀才小郭配唱）：康桑啊咪哒MUSIC~~~（响指）手里捧着窝窝头~~~窝窝头~~~菜里没有一滴油~~~一滴油~~~

Answer 1

At noon. The inn.
Xiang yu: show just, this two days give me have a look at the account.
Show just: bill, the so-called, son once said...
Xiang yu: don't yue yue, account!
Scholar (stress refers to the house) : manned... The computer... Big mouth... Online games... The account...
Xiang yu: are you sure certain and...
Guo: and sure.
Show just: I don't deny veto and negation.
Followed by the scholar guo xiang yu went. Big mouth is fire.
Scholar (whisper) : big mouth...
Big mouth (impatient) : a hurry say, is that what is fast.
Show just: manned... (with that flash side)
Xiang yu: li mouth, do you still want to let us have a meal?
Mouth: normaller to you later, I'll be upgraded.
Xiang yu (angrily) : raw chicken? Also raw duck?
Then the old white come in.
Kuo: oh manned, let play big mouth for a while. You see all the 21st century, the train to initial D, also no big mouth with MM chit chat on the Internet?
Xiang yu: (stare kuo) guo, guo guo, still not quick go to sweep the floor!
Old XingJin.
Old xing: everybody? (see big mouth did not move) this big mouth today is what? How to still be bored with? Eyesores wow, my mother, ah, don't let old white give point is.
Xiang yu: exhibition hall, you what time points of him?
Old white: I didn't point when he ah.
Now listen to the mouse \"cardan cardan\". A group of men looked at each other.
Old xing: have a murderous look.
Old white: is it the legendary \"telekinesis constructio n\"?
Xiang yu: this \"telekinesis constructio n\" in addition to your mother and sun oolong no third person will be, sun oolong is dead, you niang as far away as Beijing, this is exactly what happened?
Kuo (shivering) : fabio aurelio is not sun's ghost to revenge for me...
Show just: don't be afraid of her younger sister, I protect you...
Old (bright sword, the guest run xing) : who is here, the newspaper's name to give me a reason to exist first!
Xiang yu (up) : ~ ~ ~ of silver
Mouth: you head that both hole be tube to get out of? This is not a mouse sound?
The enlightened. Relief in succession.
Xiang yu (drop cloth mouth) : li mouth, you have finished, a day didn't cook the shop is open for this? Don't take my tiger not atone when HELLOKITTY!
Kuo: starve to death to starve starve the somebody else!
Old white, scholar, kuo (old white-collar sing, scholar guo with singing) : kang mulberry ah mi da MUSIC with corn in his hand, ~ ~ ~ (ring) ~ ~ ~ of corn ~ ~ ~ not a drop of oil in the food ~ ~ ~ a drop of oil ~ ~ ~